champagne

Reference to an underage, yet desirable female. Used due to similar characteristics: (1) alcohol enriched and (2) aged for approximately 15 years.

While at a party.

Guy 1: “Look at her. How old you think she is?”

Guy 2: “’bout 15 or 16”

Guy 1 & 2: “Champagne!.”

The two gentlemen proceed to touch fists in a celebratory fashion.

History of the word:

During a party I noticed several really hot yet underage young ladies. As a joke I told my friend, "I like my women how i like my champagne...full of alcohol and aged for 15 years". It has now found its way into our vocabulary.

by Mauro Aguilar June 21, 2007

man champagne

1) The fluid excreted from the male's penis during elaculation.
2) Reproductive fluid containing sperm. Also known as: Semen, cum, spooge, love juice or man seed

When that chick with the chrome lipstick gave me head, it only took 2 minutes until she was covered from head to toe in man champagne

by cojack June 9, 2005

Champagne Slipper

Gushing champagne into a woman's vagina and drinking thereof

I loved the mixture of alcohol and pussy juice fountain dripping all over my face after giving her a champagne slipper.

by johnsjunk January 26, 2012

Chimpan-A

A ginger Gibbon, so severely retarded as to be an entire alphabet behind the considerably more intelligent Chimpanzee monkey.

"Look, it's a Chimpan-A. Hi Terry, how's your brain today?"

"oook oook I really like Bob Dylan"

by Captain bumface the turd March 28, 2007

Reverse Chomp

See Chomp Game:

To turn the tables on someone playing a Joke on you.
To Turn the (Chomper) into the (Chompee)

(Chomper)=Joke Player
(Chompee)=person Joke is played on

(Chomper)"Hey Cello, I'm coming out to Va to visit you on the 25th of this month"
(Chompee)" You are?" "Man I'm coming out to S.F. for a meeting from the 23rd thru the 28th" "Damn can you change your trip"
(Chomper now Chompee)"Awh dude I was just kidding!when does your flight come in?"
(Chompee now Chomper)" REVERSE CHOMP!!!"

by MC30 February 22, 2008

chewy chode chomper

someone who chomps chode

how much chewy chode could a chewy chode chomper chomp if a chewy chode chomper could chomp chode?

by i chomped the chode September 5, 2010

Strawberries and Champagne

An inappropriately affectionate experience shared by 2 dudes that would be better shared by a dude and a chick.

On their trip to Vegas, John and Eric ordered strawberries and champagne from room service. When they realized what they'd done, they swore never to speak of it again.

by JohnCheatsAtGorillas June 20, 2017