chippety chip

the annoying habit of females (particularly wives and long-term girlfriends) to talk relentlessly at you without any purpose, direction or joke. much like the continuous and never-ceasing noise of a chainsaw cutting through a tree, or a woodpecker pecking away at some bark.

1. i was trying to watch the fulham game and all she did was chippety chip for the whole 90 minutes

2. 'so i was looking at these 50 different places to get my weekly facial....'
"oh woman stop with that chippety chip, im getting ear-ache"

by barnes boyz July 14, 2009

Frumpa Chip

It's when you finger a girl and put your fingers in her mouth, but her poon is so nasty that she has to eat potato chips to get the taste out

Damn, that girl's puss was so stank that she had to eat Nacho Cheesier Doritos after I frumpa chipped her

by RBear January 16, 2011

poker chip

Noun: Nip, as in woman's nipple. So-called because it is the size, shape and colour of a red poker chip. Plus, they sometimes poke out of a blouse.

"I think I saw a little poker chip action in that picture."

by Adman12 October 5, 2005

Chip Off

Adj. To Chip Off. Is to leave somewhere. Usually to leave somewhere that is boring.

"This party sucks, lets chip off"

"Lets chip off to play some football"

by devvonshire June 3, 2007

Hot Chip

Great electro/indie band from London. Best songs include And I Was A Boy From School and Over And Over.

Hot Chip rock. Shame about their dress sense though. And WTF are those on their album cover?

by kazikame January 23, 2007

v chip

a soccer mom's ultimate weapon along with kidsbop cd's they get installed into the tv to block PG and up shows AKA anything good!

Kid:Woo Hoo i unlocked mom's v chip i can finally see family guy!

Mom: Micheal!

Kid: *mumbles* Oh Fuck

by Fuck FCC April 5, 2010

purple chips

Slang for Doritos Spicy Sweet Chili chips.

After I blazed I got the munchies and wanted some purple chips.

by Bud S. Moker, Th.C. July 23, 2009