A soulless ginger who dosen't like to shower. Often referred to as "wookie" or "chewbaccian," she looks to take over the world with her kind. Don't let her looks trick you, she killed Prince Castian, (the king's only son) and blamed countless people for it. She's also a fork. Not yet a spork.. not yet.
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Get the Chele mug.A rare species of monkey-suit wearing WASP with a quickly retreating hairline. Currently displaced from his native habitat of Washington, D.C.for the mating season in Burlington, VT. Thursday? he's a bum. Walks everywhere but on occassion can be found on 2 wheels trying to rid himself of a budding "Buddah". Has bad luck with favorite baseball teams. Also goes by the name poodles.
"Who's the old guy with that hot curly-haired chic who just walked into the bar?"
" Oh, that's Chesley."
" Oh, that's Chesley."
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