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Carrot Top

A semi-talented comic who somehow gets all the chicks
Pam says she's in love with carrot top!
by dave November 25, 2003
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steamed carrot

When you take a carrot and insert in someone's rectum after the process of double fisting. allow the carrot to simmer in the asshole for twenty minutes. remove, season, and enjoy!
that girl Lauren just gave David a steamed carrot
by Bonnie Fister April 7, 2010
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Baby Carrot

A hot or cute person, basically liked by everyone.
"Look at that guy over there he is such a Baby Carrot."
by allme554 January 25, 2017
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Carrot Girl

A girl who has broad shoulders, large rib-cage, a gut, no butt and skinny legs, essentially looking like a carrot. Ponytail hairstyles add to this look.
"Damn that is a fine looking Carrot Girl over there, yeah she don't have an ass butt them boobs though!"

"Dude, don't skip leg day, you'll end up looking like a Carrot Girl"
by DangerFinger March 3, 2015
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Carrot-Top

Shut Up You Carrot-Top
by Jeniee November 9, 2007
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Carrot Smuggler

One Who Smuggles Carrots...
Preferrably in odd places...
"The man was arressted for smuggling carrots in his anus in public... He was then referred to, as the great carrot smuggler.."
by Edazer... May 16, 2006
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Rotten carrot

It's when he/she sticks a carrot up the anus and gives it to the partner and the partner takes a bite.("he" being gay in case you're wondering)
What do you call a carrot inserted in a rectum and after given to your lover to take a bite?
A Rotten Carrot.
by TheArsid June 20, 2010
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