Skip to main content

massachusetts care package

The skeletal remains of Johnny Appleseed along with dried out tea bags that have been exposed to salty water.
Ah! My Massachusetts Care Package is here! Lovely! Time to reenact the best time in history!
by Bryce412 July 29, 2017
mugGet the massachusetts care packagemug.

Day Care Cold

Day Care Cold – Office colds that keep getting passed around, and which originate with contagious staff whose kids got sick at day care, that Petri dish of all office illnesses.
Thanks to sick Cindy, who takes her kids to day care, I have a Day Care Cold, and I will never really get well. As soon as I get over it, I will catch it again from someone else.
by #iamthe53 October 16, 2011
mugGet the Day Care Coldmug.

take care of the bunnies

To make one's genitals more photogenic.
The Model had to go take care of the bunnies before posing in the nude.
by robot1357 January 1, 2010
mugGet the take care of the bunniesmug.

shh no one cares

a salty way of telling someone to be quiet. usually used if someone is being annoying. similar to saying shut up. this phrase is commonly seen on shirts.
Person: goes on and on about something
The other person: shh no one cares
by GalaxyTheCat October 22, 2020
mugGet the shh no one caresmug.

i dont care

A phrase, or group of words that I use to much. Particularly when being difficult, or when I dont have an opinion towards something
by Honestly don't know May 12, 2019
mugGet the i dont caremug.

Take care of head

To take care of head is to literally "take care" of your own personal head, specifically by usage of drugs.

Originally used in 1980 by the band The Toyes in the song Smoke Two Joints, the phrase became mainstream popularized when Sublime covered it in their album 40 Oz. to Heaven 16 years later.
"Hard work good, hard work fine, but first take care of head"
- The Toyes / Sublime, "Smoke Two Joints"
by discorobot August 7, 2007
mugGet the Take care of headmug.

gotsta be mo careful

backup phrase used to alert someone of their wayward actions.
Girl: Oh shit, I just backed straight into that ambulance!
Guy: Umhmm. You gotsta be mo careful!!
by liljesus May 26, 2008
mugGet the gotsta be mo carefulmug.

Share this definition