canada's history 

the act of fornicating in a parka and snow pants modified to improve access to the genitalia and anus

holy poop, my girl friend got me a gortex snow suite, i can't wait to teacher her "Canada's history"

canada's history by napalm113 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

Canada's History is a sexual act where a young canadian boy gives off a scent when he is ready to mate. When this time comes he sticks his hind-quarters straight into the air and lets his special smell attract the ladies (or men to be politically correct). After a lady comes tot he young man they she lets him know she is ready to mate by sticking her tounge into his butthole. The young Canadian boy takes this as a sign for action. Then they get down hard in a pile of mud just north of the North Dakota border with Canada. This sexual act almost always guarantees you will get twins.

The young Canadian boy stuck his rear in the air when he was ready to begin Canada's History

Canada's History by www.twitter.com/dcoa5 February 8, 2010

Canada's History 

A sex act so intriguingly crazy, so dirty, so awful, that all that one can say is that it involves the stanly cup, a beaver, the word "eh", and over 10 pounds of snow.

Dude last night me and my girlfriend performed a Canada's History. Dude thats disgusting, wtf.

Canada's History by mayhem11235 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sexual act so depraved, it cannot be described on TV. It involves moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. "Putting it all in there" is the most difficult part of the act.

Did you hear? Steven Colbert just did a Canada's History to O'Rilley.

Canada's History by FiveAces February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

shoving a moose antler up a female's ass while pouring maple syrup from a male's chode to the female's mouth. also, during fornication, both parties are wrapped in the canadian flag and listen to mountie calls

last night i woke up with a punctured anus. i mustve researched canada's history with dave

Canada's History by Operandus February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A depraved sexual act which includes the use of antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

The hardest part of Canada's History is fitting it all in there.

Canada's History by jwb330 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A highly lewd, sexual act which entails two men, preferably hairy men, engage in sodomy, then force a Canada Goose to retrieve the semen from the anus. A female must watch this entire act, then suffocate the goose in her vagina. The goose shall then be butchered with a plastic butter knife and eaten raw by the three human participants. The three must then vomit into a bucket, and that vomit must be mixed with 20 gallons of mustard and the three humans must bathe in the substance for at least 40 minutes.

John: I heard some noise coming from your room last night.

Mike: Oh yeah, I had some friends over for a Canada's History.

John: Nice! Why didn't you invite me?

Mike: You're from Montreal.

Canada's History by Neverkillmavericks February 4, 2010