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US vs. Crackhead

An ill advised and unsuccessful attempt to challenge an established (though perhaps blatantly unconstitutional) law with a case that is destined to lose, characteristically featuring a less than ideal (Guilty, for starters!) client who is usually already found guilty of something. Also refers to the bad case law resulting from that attempt, often long lasting.

A visible historical example is US v. Miller, 1939.
"We wanted the question answered in a good case on behalf of law-abiding, decent people instead of the usual way that Second Amendment cases had gone up through the court in cases like US vs. crackhead, US vs. bank robber." -- Alan Gura
by Yellowfin2 October 2, 2009
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Crackhead

Someone who acts like there on drugs
Kyle you act like a crackhead
by Jdjnshdhsbe August 7, 2019
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Crackhead Clout

When one crack head “beats up” another crackhead and therefore thinks they have clout.-crackhead clout
Chelsea does crack and she beat up Megan who is also a crackhead so she thinks she’s hot shit now. Got that Crackhead clout.
by Stonerstitch January 20, 2022
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Crackhead

Crackhead. People who like meth and live on main st. And have no shame. And scratch there butts in front of 7/11 because that’s a thing that crackheads do.
I saw a crackhead eating apples today.
by Grays anatomy August 7, 2019
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Crackhead

Band children at 7am in the band room on the day of a competition
Non-band kid: Do you see those crackheads over there?
Band kid: *balancing trumpets on their heads whilst screaming and doing cartwheels*
by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019
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Crackhead

A person that acts like they do accessive amounts of crack all the time for no reason
My friend Mattew is such a Crackhead
by my dads cat lenny November 10, 2019
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Crackhead

Being in a friend group you would know what this means, it means you say things you know could mess up your friendship with someone but knowing the people you hang out with is a crackhead to, being a crackhead is also just being crazy all the time and when you and all your friends in a group chat stay up until 5:30 am in the morning texting each other keeping each other up.
you are such a crackhead XD
by Bailee U3U April 13, 2020
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