Coochie flu

When a female has a uti

I didn’t go to the bathroom after I had sex, so I got the coochie flu

by MegaSchein December 11, 2022

Coochie butthole

A coochie butthole is when a girls asshole is tighter than her vagina.

Damn that bitch was so loose, she has a coochie butthole.

by Skittlesaregreat February 24, 2019

Coochie shower

When a girl squirts on you, it is a Coochie Shower.

She was standing over me, rubbing her coochie, when she was pleased, i was covered in her coochie shower.

by MrMcDaddyMan April 8, 2021

Dingy Coochie

Nasty/Dirty pussy.

Bruh she has a dingy coochie.

by Shitjustgotreallikefr November 4, 2016

Coochie Quest

Where someone participates, constantly, in activities or actions to get a females reproductive organ know as the Vagina.

Guy: Dude, you're still a virgin? You need to go on a coochie quest.

by SpareCoochie? October 9, 2018

Coochie Cooties

coochie cooties is a general word for all STDs that only applies to females

Ethan: Yo she’s fine I’m tryna fuck
David: Watch out she got coochie cooties tho

by Quikyscopz May 28, 2019

coochie defender

box lock cockblock
A female that will do everything to prevent a man from getting with her friend even though her friend is down.

Guy 1: Hey Ima go dance with that girl.
Guy 2: Man, don't even waste your time her friend is coochie defendin'.
Guy 1:Ya your right she looks like a coochie defender.

by KwakuZuLu January 25, 2008