canned jew

When u squeeze tiny Jews into a silver can and seal it forever more and place it into ur basement in a cold area out of direct sunlight

In my dry basement area with no sunlight I placed my canned Jew into my basement by the canned chicken !

by Bum check September 8, 2016

Conner tighe

Conner Tighe is the most amazing boss ass bitch there is. He somehow puts up with all your shit no matter how psychotic you are, he stays up late listening to you rant no matter how tired he is, and he's just an overall amazing person. It's pretty hard not to love him.

Megan: "is that Juan?"
Helen: "no that's conner Tighe, you can tell by how gangsta he is "

by Biiiishwaa May 23, 2016

connectamail

An email connecting two or more people to each other.

I am going to send a connectamail introducing the two of you because I think you might find value in each other .

by Jamie Gabriel November 2, 2017

connect fork

the newest game were you shove a fork into a damn electrical socket, ages 3+

YO FAM DID U HEAR ABOUT CONNECT FORK?!?!?

by TheBurningBox May 31, 2018

Connecticut booty

Lack of a sizeable ass.

Damn, Brie Larson got come Connecticut booty...

by Anonymous983938938572389 February 25, 2019

Canned Coochie

Canned Coochie is Cheap Coochie also Just Coochie in a Can.

ALL LESBIANS ARE SWEATING ;)))))))))))) DRIP DRIP WET WET

"I like Canned Coochie."

"Really? Same."
"HANNAH SWEETY LISTEN TO ME."

by Hannahpleaseloveme June 9, 2019

Connecticut Muffin

Derogatory expression for a conniving woman.

“She’s a real Connecticut Muffin”

by ColoradoBumpkin June 13, 2019