A guy who loves the 80s and is probably nicknamed shaggy, who cant tell when or why people like him and cant see the point in trying to make friends. Despite this hes very loving and doesn't enjoy being dumped. loves bowling and has a huge dick but to ugly to get to use it
by shaggypilgrim January 29, 2019
Get the coltonmug. by QPaulG April 18, 2025
Get the Coltonmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
Get the <1992>Colton Dunn Versus Melissa Gallo Fumero<2003>mug. Beavers County most known closeted boy. Looks like a constipated chipmunk, also plays with scooby doo stuffed animals. If you need an American girl contact him.
by FortyFourMore May 21, 2019
Get the Colton Suppermug. If you ever hear this name called in the same room, regret every decision that led you to this point. He’s the kind guy that will become a squid spontaneously and then try to violate you when your back is turned. Suspenders are mandatory for maximum protection from skroofs (skinner, rat, goof) like him
Person1: hey should we invite Colton to the party tonight.
Person2: that skroof, fuck no. He went full squid mode last time and tried to assault me sexually.
Person2: that skroof, fuck no. He went full squid mode last time and tried to assault me sexually.
by Skroof life November 26, 2021
Get the Coltonmug. a cheerleader, a guy that broke a hammock, a guy that found a firefly in his shirt, he went to sleepaway camp and made one friend and he asked for his number and he gave him the wrong number, and his led lights were flashing rainbow
by coltonhater123 June 19, 2025
Get the colton schiavonemug. by elisa colton April 11, 2022
Get the ross coltonmug.