when one person mentally destroys another (or in some cases a group of people) with a series of logical statements of pure awesomeness. In most cases the person who just had a mental bulldozer run through his head is usually left so mind blown that they are left speechless for minutes. When this happens, an observer of this amazing deed will state that the now mentally scared human-being has just been coached.
person 1: "Bruce Lee could kick Chuck Norris' ass any day of the week. He even beat him in Enter the Dragon"
person 2: "Look that was a mov--"
person 1: "Yeah but--"
person 2: "Shut up I'm talking. Bruce Lee may have beat Chuck Norris in a movie but Chuck Norris beat God, and as we all now God beat Bruce Lee"
person 1: "..............."
person 3: "You Just Got Coached"
person 2: "Look that was a mov--"
person 1: "Yeah but--"
person 2: "Shut up I'm talking. Bruce Lee may have beat Chuck Norris in a movie but Chuck Norris beat God, and as we all now God beat Bruce Lee"
person 1: "..............."
person 3: "You Just Got Coached"
by el Epico January 16, 2012
Get the You Just Got Coachedmug. Basically the sporting equivalent of the "Teacher's pet". Usually (but not always) awarded to the worst player on the team. Common characteristics of kids that receive this award are a good attitude, courteous & considerate, willing to help pack up, and determination despite obvious physical and technical shortcomings. Sometimes it will also go to the kid with the hottest mom.
by FirmButFair October 1, 2019
Get the Coaches awardmug. A person who watches a game show then yells back at the tv when a contestant makes a stupid decision instead of making the obvious choice.
Rob was watching The Price Is Right. The contestant was playing Ten Chances. The contestant wasted 6 chances on guessing the price of the second prize, so Rob was yelling back at the tv and saying, "You freakin' idiot! You know that recliner isn't $709! Dammit dude...Write $750 in the box.! Arrrgh...Stop wasting your chances because you wont even get to the car"!
The contestant loses the game and the price revealed $750 for the recliner. Rob turns to Mike and says, "Dude..I need to quit being a game show sideline coach and go on this damn game show because I know I would win"!
The contestant loses the game and the price revealed $750 for the recliner. Rob turns to Mike and says, "Dude..I need to quit being a game show sideline coach and go on this damn game show because I know I would win"!
by jokester75 March 13, 2014
Get the Game show sideline coachmug. by Rythegoodguy October 5, 2018
Get the You got a problem with coach?mug. A full length black leather coat is an example of social coach attire. I would love to have an attractive woman who wears social coach attire, especially a full length black leather coat as my social coach. I would feel very motivated to work with and learn from a social coach who wears social coach attire.
by Mr. 911 December 25, 2008
Get the social coach attiremug. An award given to a person who has bribed the coach in some way, most likely through sexual favors. If multiple athletes attempt to do so, it will go to the athlete who is able to better please their coach.
Q-Hey how did Justin get coach's award he can't even make a basket?!
A- coach's husband just left so I think we all know how Justin got it!
A- coach's husband just left so I think we all know how Justin got it!
by Hungryhungryhippo July 25, 2013
Get the Coach's Awardmug. It's someone who helps another person who has an eating disorder, to lose weight. They are fetishists most of the time, and will act predatory toward and fetishize girls with an eating disorder.
Sarah: I kinda want an ana coach
Dave: You shouldn't, most of them are old creeps taking advantage of young mentally ill girls online
Dave: You shouldn't, most of them are old creeps taking advantage of young mentally ill girls online
by d0llst4rz April 25, 2024
Get the ana coachmug.