charityselfer

A person who works behind the scenes in a thrift shop or charity outlet, who vets donations for self gain before the public. Or a person who is buying charity donations and purposely grabs a item that you picked up and put down as they think there's money to be made in it.

Excuse me can I squeeze in to take a look at those records? Yes but only when I've picked the best out, Jez you're acting like a real charityselfer!

by Velda, girl detective November 13, 2017

charity's mom

a caring wonderful person whom makes really good food and is wanted by all the teens around

dam i want charity's mom

by Antawnisking February 2, 2018

Charity cunt

A person who will constantly tell to donate to charity or cancer patients. The morale of this is to avoid them at all costs

Willy:hey you should donate to the March of dimes

Robby:can you shut the fuck up

Willy:donate to the homeless

Robby:you're a fuckin charity cunt

by The incest man is here June 10, 2018

claritive

To be clear with ideas. Consult your ideas to another

The claritive of my thoughts are almost always right

by cps9552018 September 18, 2018

Charity laugh

When something isn’t funny at all.So you fake laugh to make things not akward.

Chloe kept making dad jokes so I gave her a nice charity laugh.

by Boogieokc December 18, 2018

Charity

What nobody cares people start when you mention their nobody cares mentality. Usually they ask for a donation to their charity, and they say they're gonna feed kids in another country that are 50 pounds underweight for their age, or elderly folks who survived a famine and a plague. They think of this as what good natured/willed people do, and think everyone will think they are wonderful and good natured and that nobody will question it.

He/she started a million dollar charity with donations (collections) to feed hungry kids and elderly folks, what would you like to bring to the table? $25? $50?

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2019

Charity Stan

When you follow or subscribe to a social media or You Tube account because you feel sad for the content provider

I charity stand guy on You Tube who shows off his sock collection. Had 12 subscribers, it was was so wholesome and I felt bad for some reason

by dottie hinkle October 18, 2019