cell phone lean

The movement done by someone driving a car, leaning the head and upper body far to the right and down while talking, illegally, on his cell phone in the mistaken hope that no one can see him.
This movement can be difficult, causing the driver to operate the vehicle much slower than the posted speed limit and to weave out of his lane.

Can be confused with the "gansta lean," which goes to the left and is legal.
"Pass this guy at the next light, he's doing the cell phone lean."
by mocha baby April 04, 2008
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Booty Cell Syndrome

A medical condition in females carried from birth, causing them to have rediculously large back sides. The most serious cases involve women with mixed genders developing a "Booty Face". That is- a face that looks like a booty. Scientists believe it to be stimulated from an enormous amount of booty cells that run through their juicy hot dog veins. Many people, though, believe it to be a result of being too voluptuously delicious.
"Damn... Oh DAMN! Dametrea sho do got some meat on dat ass. Damn. I'd tap that. How bout you mayyyne??"

"Man eff you mayyyne! You know she's got dat "Booty Cell Syndrome". And dats my motha you talkin bout, FOOL!"
by yessmaam March 16, 2010
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Cell Phone Sex

When your cellphone vibrates and you stick it up your vagina . Pretty much having sex with your phone .
A: Wow, what vibrate setting is your phone one? B: High A: That`s the best for cell phone sex.
by ohheygirlhey May 12, 2010
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Dialing the Cell Phone

Dinadan had to leave Molten Core because he was Dialing the Cell Phone.
by Beanhunter June 02, 2006
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splinter cell

1. A miserably failed attempt at copying Metal Gear Solid.

2. A game with horribly bad AI due to the fact that people dont notice Sam and his giant billboard forehead.
Man they released another stealth game but it was a total splinter cell.
by Jebbedo May 04, 2009
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Splinter Cell Online

The noob term for playing Splinter Cell in the online environment, Steam.

A cultural rift has developed here between the senior players (nerds) and the newbies (sometimes referred to as noobs or the 1337 association, n00bs, but really they're just fresh meat) similar to that of Halo 2 Online. Standby shooting/trapping is also outlawed and is overseen by a heavily biased selection of mods (some of which are just cool noobs who bribed other mods with a steak dinner and a Charms blowpop. A noob-mod is idenified when a mod has flying capabilities, but cannot move beyond the second floor due to poor controller/joystick skillz.)

Obscene names are common, as are rooms socially off-limits to the noob population.

It is also a wonderful place to take hilarious screencaps.
Splinter Cell Online subtitled screencap:

*eucatastrophe has entered
*a_big_throbbing_cock has entered

(play commences as usual. But suddenly...)

*eucatastrophe is being choked form behind.
a_big_throbbing_cock: EUCATASTROPHE SUCK THIS
*eucatastrophe was choked to death by a_big_throbbing_cock
sleepy: LAWL!!!!!11!11!!1oneelven!!11
by eucatastrophe June 16, 2006
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cell phone whip

To assault a person utilizing a cellular phone as a weapon. Similar to a pistol whip.
In order to avoid assault, I cell phone whipped him, into unconciousness.

Ho! You know I'll cell phone whip a bitch!
by black jesus July 07, 2005
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