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shawn cage

1. A legendary sexual beast with heighten awareness.
2. A man that can steal your girl.

3. A man known for scoring, even if the girl is taken.
"Dude, that guy totally just Shawn Caged my girlfriend.
by punkdunk November 13, 2019
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Hamster Cage

I want to put my head in your hamster cage.
by AnB34 July 25, 2024
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This cage

Yup after aaaaall of that there is a cage thing today.
God "Lucifer... I need a favor..."

Lucifer "Oho! But it's not 'Lucifer' it's... Wait... Lucifer? Lucifer! Yes! That's exactly what it is! Sweet, sweet music... Lucifer... ๐Ÿ˜Œ It just rolls off the tongue... Lucifer... Like the morning dew off a blade of grass... ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ Now... What do you want?" ๐Ÿ˜‘

God "Look... I need you to give Abraham a message."

Lucifer "What the hells an Abraham?"

God "Oh he's dope! He's like the oldest bastard you ever DID see man. He's like 180!"

Lucifer "They don't live that long-"

God "He's... He's pretty old."

Lucifer ๐Ÿคฆ โ™‚๏ธ "You're... You're not great with time are you?"

God ๐Ÿคจ "Time?"

Lucifer ๐Ÿคจ "How long did it take for you to make all the orbs?"

God "Umm... I donno like 7 days? Er, wait I took a nap on the 7th day sooo.... 6? 6 days." ๐Ÿ˜

Lucifer "Oh wow that's... That's not even close-"

God "Are you going to take the message or not?"

Lucifer "Yes yes what is it..."

God "Tell him that I'm going to destroy Sodom and Gomorrah... Just... raze that place to the ground..."

Lucifer "OH! HOLY SHIT THAT IS AWES-"

God "And take Michael with you."

Michael "Hello." ๐Ÿ˜‡

Lucifer "You ruined it immediately... This cage sucks..."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
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caging the net

Going through all your social network and posting a relevant picture of Nicholas cage on every post. When asked why you simply post another picture of cage with no explanation.
Person: "I like annoying people. Time to start caging the net"
by knowledgeGod May 18, 2015
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The cage

Yep, there's a part 3..... And probably 4... I don't know... I might do a whole biblical series...
Lucifer "You're STILL in the cage!?"

God "Yup... It's pretty good man. I can see how there's, like, an infinite number of ways this can be done. But, yeah... It takes a minute..."

Lucifer "What... IS all this?"

God "Mm? That? I made some orbs."

Lucifer "Orbs? Really? What is the point of all that?"

God "What do you mean? It's orbs."

Lucifer ๐Ÿคฆ "Tsk! I heard you the first time but WHY ORBS? Why not cubes or pyramids or something?"

God "Oh, no. No... I got some pyramids in there... They grow on the orbs sometimes... And, like, cubes will end up looking like orbs when you spin them, kind of... So... Just orbs..."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ "Ok... Sure. The orbs grow pyramids. Wait... Did you TRY cubes already?"

God ๐Ÿ˜ณ "..... No."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜‘ "....... So... What ARE they? What are they made of?"

God "Oh! A bunch of stuff man! You got your Helium... Hydrogen... Nitrogen... Mercury... Um, Barium... Er, is barium a thing? Yeah... Yeah that sounds like a thing... Barium..."

Lucifer "THAT'S JUST A BUNCH OF GIBBERISH!"

God "I mean I have to call them somethi- Hey, don't! Don't touch that one! That one's hot."

Lucifer ๐Ÿคจ "They're HOT orbs that spin?"

God "Pfft! No! That would be stupid! Only the hot ones are hot... Silly..." ๐Ÿ˜

Lucifer ๐Ÿคฆ "Oh my... You... I am becoming frustrated... With you.... Now..."
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
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Daddy Cage

A car top carrier that a married guy uses to store his side piece in when traveling on family vacations.
Guido Daddy Doug brought his side piece Lindsay to a beach vacation in his Daddy Cage.
by Hamie333 June 27, 2025
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Hypercell Cage Syndrome

Situation in which an endless loop of an event (whether that be an activity, a day, a week, or any other period of time) is perpetuated from the standpoint of one cell (usually a person, in fiction) so that they can tweak details of the occurrence (or have them tweaked by other factors) in order to achieve a goal.

This can be both good and bad, in the sense that it's for a good cause, or it's a nightmare trap for some unfortunate victim.
P1: The movie Primer has a serious case of Hypercell Cage Syndrome, as exuded by the end in which an inordinate amount of time (and unknowable number of retries) is spent in perfecting an action during a party to prevent a potentially negative outcome.

P2: How so?

P1: One of the main characters uses a homemade time travel device to loop the same event.

P2: Oh, I see. I'm going to go spam that term on fb now.
by bundillion October 20, 2012
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