Helmet Butter

In sports, the greasy butter one feels on the sweatband of a helmet that is used by multiple people. It's a positive indicator that the helmet has never been cleaned. Helmet butter is ubiquitouslying noticed when picking up a sports helmet, is very greasy to the touch, and usually makes one grimace until they can sanitize their hand. Helmet butter is not USDA approved, even though it's viscosity is measured in calories. The FDA has started clinical trials as to helmet butter's efficient properties for being a gag-reflex inducer, and is likely to get approval.

Coachs handing out helmets to participants often say, "yuck, my finger is covered in helmet butter!"

by Dr Drew, PhD October 12, 2016

Mookie-butter

n. 1. Exceptionally creamy, viscous fecal matter commonly occurring after a meal at White Castle or watching an entire episode of The View.

"I just laid out some nasty mookie-butter. It looked like soft-serve."

by Sir Spoonington September 30, 2008

Butter Bang

To screw someone with a stick of butter.

I learned what a butter bang was. My innocence had been broken by a harmless stick of butter and I vowed to break the men who broke me. - (National Lampoon's Movie Madness)

by jestingrabbit February 6, 2012

Grundle Butter

Grundle (Aka-Trundle) being the area between your balls and your asshole.
Butter being...butter

Grundle Butter is greasy Sweat that gathers in the Grundle region, Semi-transparent in color with a refreshing odor.

SFM-Trundle Butter

"Why is Steves asshole wet?"

"Thats just his Grundle Butter."

"Poor Bastard"

by XPR November 30, 2004

lung butter

A phrase used to describe that nasty greenish/yellow goo that smokers cough up in the morning.

Man i coughed up a sticky wad of lung butter this morning, i gotta quit smoking.

by My arms Your hearse May 8, 2004

butter-balling

Lewd sexual act in which a man inserts a stick of butter into a woman's ass then proceeds to fuck her in the doggystyle position. As the action heats up the butter melts and drips all over the man's testicles. Afterwards the butter is usually licked up by the woman, or sometimes spread onto toast.

Guy #1: "Man, your woman bakes a good cake"

Guy #2: "Yeah, would've been even better if we hadn't used up all the butter butter-balling last night!"

by Professor Poo January 11, 2008

Stud Butter

The fluid from a male orgasm.
Cum,Jizz,Semen

I spread my Stud Butter all over her face.

She was giving me head and she gobbled up all my Stud Butter.

by S7S February 15, 2009