BUTTERED

when you get drunk enough to tell girls unflattering things about yourself,
i.e.
you watch immature reality shows
you can't afford a cell phone

However, a buttering is only successful if she ends up calling u

"I was so completely buttered last night I told this girl Kristin that I sold sneakers for a living"

by JR December 2, 2004

butcher

a scrub that loves men, i mean its like CRAZY. You cannot be cool with butchers...

dude that kis is a butcher

by Butassssaa August 26, 2006

buttered

to get a hair cut, to get your hair "lined up"

"Yo I'm off to get buttered"

by elliotjones76 December 14, 2008

butchers slab

The mess left on the sheets and matress by the female population once a month.

urghh Trev., it was horrible.., I woke up in a bed like a butcher's slab.

by Neil H. May 24, 2004

bothered face

a term used to show one that one does not care what one says to them about themselves or any other information

Emma: I slept with my boyfriend last night
Tom: (points to his face) yes, this is my bothered face!!

by zutroy February 11, 2004

butchy butcherson

but-chy but-cher-son:

when a lesbian, is EXTREMELY lesbian, like Chelsea. when one could not be more lesbian if one tried, or SuperLesbian.

Chelsea: well, hello there Dan Rather
Dan Rather: You're such a Butchy Butcherson, aren't you Butchy????

by Senor Bueno December 24, 2006

Lazy Butcher

When you repeatedly slap someone back and forth across the face with your dick.

It flops back and forth much like a sausage that isn't quite full because the butcher was too lazy to fill it

When my girlfriend wouldn't give me a bj I gave her a lazy butcher

by The Lazy Butcher June 16, 2010