Friend:"I can produce lightning from my palms because I'm standing on carpet" *produces lightning from palms*
Me:that's some baki bullshit.
Me:that's some baki bullshit.
by a428inprogress June 19, 2020
-noun
1. a lie or exaggeration which seeks to make an undesirable object or situation seem more appealing than it actually is by using overly positive language and information.
1. a lie or exaggeration which seeks to make an undesirable object or situation seem more appealing than it actually is by using overly positive language and information.
I don't know, Mike, it sounds like some chocolate bullshit to me. Going to the ballet with you and your girlfriend doesn't sound like it'll be the most fun I've had since our Reagan's Dead! party.
by The Real Sweet T December 04, 2009
the promise you make to someone who you really don't want to talk to you. usually because you have to do something important or you just really don't like that person. after making this "promise", you some how get tangled up in something more important or you "have" to leave right then. this is a perfect example of a "white lie".
ex. "Just a second, I have to do this first, be right back."
"I just dropped a fat bullshit promise on Karen."
"I just dropped a fat bullshit promise on Karen."
by Pvt. Twitchy February 12, 2007
by DingleyBalls January 20, 2017
A 'Bullshit Circumstance' is where two or more people have a bet between friends, usually on sports and if the outcome if that you lose, you have a right to call 'bullshit Circumstance' where is something INCREDIBLY unlucky or 'bullshit' happens. It is decided between unbiased judges (3 to 5).
Having a bet between friends on a horse race,
'Yes! My horse is about to win the race! WHAT?! Who the fuck just shot my horse?! 'You lost give me the money' 'FUCK THAT! I call 'Bullshit Circumstances'
'Yes! My horse is about to win the race! WHAT?! Who the fuck just shot my horse?! 'You lost give me the money' 'FUCK THAT! I call 'Bullshit Circumstances'
by Eddy The Snake March 05, 2013
"Hey, have you finished that report yet?"
"Hell no, bullshit creep set in and I'm doing everybody's else's fucking job."
"Hell no, bullshit creep set in and I'm doing everybody's else's fucking job."
by Speedwell Stu May 23, 2008
when you go in for a whole, good handshake, they grab the very finger tips of your hand like they`re the fucking queen of england!
Its called the bullshit handshake because it is just that: a bullshit handshake!
I got a bullshit handshake today in church
I got a bullshit handshake today in church
by blu3hat January 29, 2011