Rusty Badger

When you're taking a shit and a menstruating woman mounts and rides your face.

Greg wanted a blumpkin but his chick decided she would give him a rusty Badger.

by Haert November 20, 2021

1994 Badger Incident

The 1994 Badger incident was a Incident between Markiplier and The Badger. In his defense he didn't know they weren't compatible ( Badger + Fireworks ) Used in Welcome To The Game 2 ( By Markiplier )

The 1994 Badger Incident was very sad but it wasn't my fault...

by SaraDeLaraFucksAlot November 22, 2021

The Bodger

An Aussie Kiss, but with an aggressive use of tongue. like when Bodger the Blacksmith does his "HELELELELE!"

Verb: Bodgering

Boy: Want an Aussie kiss?
Girl: I want The Bodger.

by his_mum March 25, 2023

Canteen Badges

Food stains on one’s clothing, letting you know what they had for lunch without you having to ask

‘Did you see the state of Ronnie’s vest, was covered in canteen badges’

by Jess_Rabbit July 10, 2023

bludger

Slack arse prick who does fuck all, yet pretends he's king fuckin' dick.

He's a useless bludger; he couldn't get a root in a brothel!

by rowdy roddy May 15, 2003

Badger Patrol Alpha

Badger Patrol Alpha is a secret society created to combat the evils of Wolverine Squadron X. Badger Patrol Alpha members have sworn to uphold the Code of the Badger (see below), and may never reveal themselves as being members of Badger Patrol Alpha, so that the lowly Wolverine Squadron X members cannot target their families.

I, Badger (insert code here), am a Badger Patrol Alpha member, and I will maintain values that my Badger forefathers set before me. I will do my best to battle the evil, malicious ways of Wolverine Squadron X. I will remain true to this pledge beyond my last breath, holding steady in my integrity into death.
(shout): BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS!

by Highanxietymind February 8, 2008

Honey Badger

A Honey badger is one fearless mother fucker! He is the ultimate badass of the animal kingdom. No one knows what they look like as anyone who's ever seen one has been immediately killed by said badger. They wouldn't think twice about starting some shit and are actually totally fearless, when they kill something (usually 100+ kills a day) they crack open their victims skull with their teeth and eat their brain and digest their thoughts. This makes the Honey Badger the world most intelligent and ruthless mother fucker out ther. They will also sleep with and inpregnate your sister while she sleeps.

Explorer: Oh look, theres a Honey badger!

2.35 seconds later

Oh look, I'm dead!

by Squaids187 July 7, 2010