the brady

a fat rugby man who has a tiny dick and plays rocket league all day

hey the brady wanna go wet up that wanker wit da mandem
nah fam im playing rocket league
you must get no girls
yeah im gay tho
oh
wanna see my rocket league clips
fuck off

by Robobobodaman May 11, 2021

Tom Brady Syndrome

When an superstar athlete refuses to retire and let the new generation have their time

Tom brady has tom brady syndrome lol

by Gdgiles March 18, 2022

Doing me Tom Brady

When someone accuses you of something, they lack any substantial proof, but they insist you are guilty anyway.

“In the NFL, investigators drop a case on you, man. They try to Tom Brady you. That’s what we call it now when they try to double back — the double jeopardy. There’s no such things double jeopardy; they call that the Tom Brady now.” said De-angelo.

Wow! Glad I read that. The fucking Metermaid just gave me a bogus parking ticket. You know it ain't no tow zone. Think she's doing me Tom Brady...

Wow! Glad I read that. The fucking Metermaid just gave me a bogus parking ticket. You know it ain't no tow zone. Think she's doing me Tom Brady...

by Sticky AKA September 1, 2016

Pulling a Tom Brady

When the unthinkable happens! Negating a 25 Pt deficit to Defeat The Falcons in 1st OT in Super Bowl history winning a 5th title. Yea....That kinda feeling of that level of accomplishment! 😁

My ski team made a come back this year by pulling a Tom Brady ranking #58 & Qualifying for the Good Race! Whoooo!

by Minichyna March 3, 2017

The Tom Brady Special

Fully making out with your kid until they have to push you away because they can't breath.

Mom: There's our high school graduate!
Daughter: Hi Mom! Hey Dad!
Dad: Come here so I can give you The Tom Brady Special!

by isuCkATspeLiNG February 16, 2021

Tom Brady

patriots teachers pet quarterback that lost in the biggest game of his life to a team much less skilled. the patriots were 12 point favorites. also see "piece of shit."

-dude the patriots are so gay
-i know tom brady is such a douche bag
-he has no personality and is boring to watch

by cecil b February 16, 2008

Brody

the most ballin nigga you know every time you see him you just want to drop down and suck his dick, he has fucked every bitch you have ever wanted, will dunk on you EASY and gets mad paper. and trust me dont fuck with a brody cause he knows where you are at all times... and he will fuck you up

Person 1: yo brodys just the greatest theres nothing better i would never even think about fucking wit dat dude cause he would fuck me up"

Person 2: word yo i heard this one guy called him a jokester just as a joke and brody took it as disrespect and fucked that dudes sister and mom and had his dad rapped by one of his brolic ass friends and made the mutha fucka watch

Person 3: Daam i wanna be like brody

Person 4: yo if i had one wish i know what it would be......

by thegreatest101 April 23, 2009