Bromanceturbation

When 2 best friends agree to or agree that they have already thought of one another while masturbating. This does not make you gay.

Women are not left out of this. For women this is Hoemanceturbation

I knew me and Nick were close but I hadn’t realized we engaged in bromanceturbation until we had a very in depth conversation today.

by Jay5722ME January 23, 2026

X-Broman

A bro who has all the broqualities every bro desires. He is THE bro. ALA Barney Stinson.

Man, Nick is such a debby browner, but Andrew is the X-Broman.

by Brollah June 19, 2010

el bromino

That's bro dawg, ya mans. You know brotendo theador brosivelt.

I was just talking to el bromino, he said we gotta link up with brotendo.

by cannabis pirates 🖕🏼 September 14, 2017

bible of broman

The 10 commandments of fucking off your life to play runescape properly;
1. thou shall not leave the computer seat for longer then 3 seconds unless to get coke
2. thou shall do 1m xp a day or slash thy genitals
3.be pro
and so on, this religion was derived from the church of timlohaye.

<crazy train>:omfg im pro <lvl 138>:omfg do you like ever read the bible of broman you fail shit <crazy train>: no i sit around masterbating all day and cybering people.

by jesssssssssssssssssssssssa February 20, 2009

Non-sexual abuse-inducing bromanceship

Non-sexual abuse-inducing bromanceship (n): a raw, untamed bond of absolute respect, trust, and loyalty between two individuals, void of any for their romantic partners.

Their non-sexual abuse-inducing bromanceship was so unhinged that they'd die for each other without hesitation; yet, ask them to hold the door open for their girlfriends, and they’d look at you like you just asked them to sacrifice their first-borns.

by DentheGodKing February 23, 2025