Stealth sexual act. To sneak into a persons bedroom and fondle their face whilst they are unconscious as described in the lines "I touch your face while you are sleeping" sang by Brian Harvey in the East 17 Christmas number one single 'stay now'
Example 1

Edward: I secretly love my flatmate so I hide then 'Brian Harvey' her most nights.
Paul : Has she ever woken up?
Edward : No
Paul : Result

Example 2

Derek drank so much gin last night he passed out on the floor so we all gave him a 'Brian harvey'.... with our COCKS!!!!
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One of the founding members of The Beach Boys. The genius behind the album Pet Sounds.
Brian Wilson created "Pet Sounds", one of the greatest albums of all time.
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That kid who became a meme from his shitty but yet funny YouTube videos and also rides a bike around Harveys Lake and is somehow obsessed with it
Yo man! Did you see Brian Orbin's new cringy YouTube video yet?
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The act of placing any long (or short) item against your crotch in an attempt to make it look like an erect penis. (i.e. pool stick, fishing rod, finger).
Blake: "Tate what are you doing over there?"

Tate: "I'm Brian!"
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A man that takes a ridiculously long shower and leaves no hot water for anyone else.
After Brian got out of the hot tub, he went to take a quick shower. 45 minutes later he came out a Steamy Brian.
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It's a verb, it means to leave your child behind and not respond to his tweets to come back because you're to busy doing ACT skype sessions.
Man, My Old Lady Thought She Had ME Stuck With This child. Little does she know, I'm about to pull a Brian Stewart. LOL
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