brett johnson

a 15 you old boy who has boyfriend and he cant keep track of one or the other

like dude look at brett making out with one his boyfriends.

by bigcheetahgirl December 20, 2004

brett and roma’s sex

Amazing, unbelievably earth shatteringly great.
Best combo that exists.

Hot, steamy and incredible.

Brett and Roma’s sex life is something to marvel.

by The World’s Dictionary January 29, 2018

Brett Daddis

Should be with Carissa

Ew... why is Ardian with Carissa instead of Brett Daddis?

by Xxx1eee2mmm3 June 10, 2018

Punch Brett day

A day to punch any guy named brett\\ December 3rd.

Punch Brett Day is my favorite Holiday

by Brett colyer December 3, 2019

Brett Kavanaugh drunk

Getting black out drunk while being such a priviledged rich white frat boy that you'll never face any consequences for your actions.

Remember that time in college you got so Brett Kavanaugh Drunk last night you went on a racist diatribe to a homeless black veteran then sexually assaulted like 6 female classmates after getting your acceptance to law school?

by Papabear81 October 8, 2018

Brett Favre Selfie

A "Brett Favre Selfie" is a euphemism for what is colloquially known as a "dick pic." When you have that special feeling for that special someone but don't know how to express it, sometimes you picture-message her a "Brett Favre Selfie," especially if she has demonstrated little to no interest in you.

Whenever I send a Brett Favre Selfie, I always go flaccid - erections are too presumptuous....

by Salty ballz November 11, 2013

Brett Kavanaugh drunk

To become so intoxicated you have no recollection of waving your dick around like you just don’t care

Maaan, I went to that party and I wasn’t just trashed. I wasn’t just wasted. I was straight up Brett Kavanaugh drunk.

by BKdrunjj September 26, 2018