Hard boiled egg tits

When your wife's tits are looking like hard boiled egg that have say in the sun for to long...

Old lady have hard boiled egg tits

by ANTONIOGOT May 30, 2018

Seafood Boil

Akin to a Dutch Oven, a Seafood Boil refers to farting in the bed adjacent to your partner, subsequently trapping them. However, a Seafood Boil is unique because the perpetrator is releasing a particularly fishy fart, caused by the spicy and/or overconsumption of seafood.

Babe, did I wake up in the bayou?? It smells like a seafood boil in here.

by TheFecePolice January 25, 2024

go off the boil

To lose one’s intensity or interest on something.

Don’t go off the boil because of this one deviation Michael. Stay focused!

by Sicilian Cowboy November 7, 2023

Hard boiled egg

A real solid piece of evidence

That won’t stand in court you don’t have a hard boiled egg

by Lewisg June 22, 2025

Crab Boil

The act of farting on someone while they are locked in a dog crate.

Ry locked himself in the dog crate, so I gave him a crab boil.

by Wonnmeister November 20, 2021

boiled

you are not drunk or wasted you are FUCKING BOILED

I’m so boiled right now

by Fuckass444444 May 15, 2020

Sun boiled Eggs

When you go outside, lay spread eagle, and let your nuts bask in the glorious rays of the sun.

Did you hear about Bobbie lately? I heard the neighbor caught him cookin' up some "sun boiled eggs".

by redboy123420 March 16, 2025