No Bi Blessing

Similar to no homo and No Hetero™, but used when a bisexual person aims to compliment someone’s look with making sure that it suggests no sexual interest in them, so that it was merely a blessing. Can be used on any gender with slipping "No Bi though" at the end of the sentence, to indicate that the complimenter seeks for nothing else to be slipped in. With proper use, it is clear that the admiration is deliberately intended from the Friendzone.

1 - Proper use
Bisexual complimenter: wow guys you are looking awesome!
Receivers: thanks friend for the No Bi Blessing, we're aiming to be the best dressed couple here

2 - Incorrect use (sexual use corrupts meaning)
Bisexual complimenter: you guys have the best butts here, I'd smash! No Bi though
Receivers: oh finally, we've always wanted to have a threesome with you!

by Definitive Doomer December 20, 2019

Bi-Shrexual

The definition of Bi-Shrexual, commonly known as Bi-Shrexuality means loving the hot ogre lord Shrek no matter what form, human or not.

Justin: MOM, DAD, I'M BI-SHREXUAL
Mom: oh dear..
Dad: son please.

by gremlin slut May 9, 2020

bi-sthetic

Bi-sthetic-

When you have two aesthetics at once; you cannot decide what aesthetic you are.

-Omg, I'm so bi-sthetic I cannot decide what to wear.
-your so bi-sthetic you never wear one style.

by emomadds May 22, 2020

Bi-glassual

Bi-glassual: someone who is excited by more than one coefficient of expansion. Used among flameworkers to describe someone who melts both 'hard' glass (aka Pyrex) and soft glass used for beads.

That gal used to make beads, but now she makes awesome pipes - she's become bi-glassual.

by Firebrand Beads September 17, 2012

bi-penial

When a fucked up dude is born with a mutation causing him to grow two dicks

"I'm fighting cancer" "well nobody's perfect" "then what's wrong with you I'm bi-penial that sounds horrible" "no I've got 2 dicks"

by Bi-penial August 25, 2013

Bi-wildered

Person confused with his/her sexuality.. Actually engages in sexually activity with males and females but is doesn't have a particular preference..

Dude: Yo President, peep this. Remember that fluffy dime at our office that I've been checking out?
Other Dude: right?
Dude: I'm finally getting some play!!! She wants me to hook up with her and her girlfriend tonight!!!

Other Dude:LOLOL!!!
Dude:I finally found a girl that is cool!!! I'm not letting this one get away...
Other Dude: LOLOL, Dude!! I cant believe you don't know that she's Bi-wildered!!

by Witty1 March 11, 2011

bi-winning

The opposite of bi-polar. As defined by Charlie Sheen.

Likely to happen when you bang seven gram rocks, or take the drug Charlie Sheen which is known to melt your face off. Similar things may happen if you have tiger blood or Adonis DNA.

He wins here and he wins there... he's bi-winning

by ucanthavethisusername March 28, 2011