Benjamin Button dick 

An affliction of the male genitalia that causes your penis to shrink with age.

Damn, Daniel sure has a Benjamin Button dick, doesn't he?

PATIENT: Sir, what's wrong with my penis?
DOCTOR: I'm sorry, but it seems you have a Benjamin Button dick.

Benjamin Button dick by Lunda Boi April 4, 2018

Benjamin Tease 

A journeyman strip club technique, the Benjamin Tease is taking one $100 bill for the whole strip club evening. When strippers approach you the Benjie is mentioned but never given away. In view but out of reach. It eventually becomes a competition between the strippers for who will earn the $100.

Club guy 1 - Did you do the Benjamin Tease?

Club guy 2 - Oh yea... best $100 I never spent.

Benjamin Tease by Joe Treflo October 27, 2018

Benjamin Abrahamsson

A young dick warrior that gets all the boys attention but is very self conscious because he is ashamed of the length of his cock.

Joe: Oh my god he is definitely Benjamin Abrahamsson!
Noah: I know right??

Benjamin Abrahamsson by Loaf of Menace March 16, 2020

Benjamin Harris 

An amazing canadian man who is very nice and loves the saying “was hannin”. And apparently has a penis “bigger than an iphone 13 pro max”

Austin: Do you know a guy named Benjamin Harris?

Bucks: Yes i love him he is such a nice guy he gave me a macbook

Benjamin Harris by Nickryandark September 2, 2022

Benjamin Percaro 

Sexy 5'8 male of European descent with a large penis, a minimum of 8 inches, and a maximum of 24. Good at Apex Legends, terrible at Valorant and Fortnite.

He is such a Benjamin Percaro, he's the perfect man in bed and during Apex Legends.

Benjamin Percaro by JawnDoe October 3, 2023

Benjamin Sisko 

A flawed, but interesting character from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. He does a lot of morally dubious things, but all for a noble goal.

Person 1: Benjamin Sisko is an interesting character but I would prefer if his flaws would have been called out more during the series.

Benjamin Sisko by Obsessed with Ancient Greece December 8, 2019

Benjamin Tenjamin 

The uttermost beautiful person in all of existence who deserves all the love is the world

Hey “Benjamin Tenjamin” I love you to much ❤️❤️❤️

Benjamin Tenjamin by NOT JOEY JOHNSTON January 25, 2020