When camping and you have to take a crap, you walk into the woods and find a small tree (preferably Birch). You climb up the tree until it starts to bend over. When it is about half way, you mount your legs on the main part of the tree while holding onto the rest. Then you slide your pants down and take a dump from about 4' in the air.
Man, I have to take a crap. I am going monkey bending in the woods...
by Dr Jager Dave II July 14, 2012
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Basically someone who's really epic
Oh gosh she might be Cola Bend
by Suhiimii February 16, 2019
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Drinking by the river until it bends.....
yup the river is bent i must be wasted......now thats what i call a good River-bend
by Enron_89 November 3, 2010
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1. when someone is gaining weight or slowly fading into a state of physically unfit. i.e. "I am bending the round." or "He or (She) has been bending the round." "I've been bending the round."

2. when someone has ate too much or feels stuffed after eating too much. i.e. First person: "How was dinner?" Second person: "Oh man, I'm bending the round right now." Or in reference to someone else at the table, "Man you are bending the round right now!"
fat huge eating weight full unfit Bending the Round gluttonbig stuffed
by Stewy Stew July 19, 2009
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Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
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Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me
by CumSlayer March 14, 2022
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A version of head banging for folks who are getting too old to go nuts. Gives your neck and knees a break while still raging!
When I was younger headband ingredients was cool and I would break my fucking neck to Excision, now I am older I practice waist bending!
by Warpy927 August 4, 2018
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