Justin Beiber

An evil creature that bleeds once a month yet does not die. It is alergic to criticism and puberty. It's origins are unknown. though it was probably found somewhere in the woods and summoned by the necrinomicon to bring pain to Sensible people and to take the souls of 11 - 14 year old girls. It has been written in ancient scrolls that armageddon would come to talent if she should rise. Music tried to stop it but Usher fucked it up.

Me: So did you hear about that-

JB Fan: OH MY HOLY CRAP MY PANTS JESUS CUTE GOD THIS KID IS HAWT THATS RIGHT HAWT LIKE MUFFINS! Justin Beiber!

Me: What the hell did you say?

JB Fan: IM A MARRY HIS ASS,ASS,HES CUTE MUFFINS, PINK,MUFFINS!!! HE LIVES INSIDE ME!!! YOU SHALL NEVER RETRIEVE THE NECRINOMICON!!!

Me:(scared Voice) Can..Can you please stop?

JB Fan:(foaming from the mouth) (growling)RAHHARGAGARGARGH!!! JUSTIN BEIBER!!! RAGHHH!!!! (runs away)

Me: Holy Shit..SHe came out of nowhere!

by Fredrick Santos October 15, 2010

justin beiber

a guy who has no balls :)

he has no balls
it must be justin beiber

by bellbo45 November 30, 2010

Beiberfile

A younger person (under the age of 16) crushing on someone much older then them. Usually a bieber fan, aged between 4-12 who wants to marry Justin Bieber who is nearly twice their age.

John: Oh my God That girl is such a beiberfile
Jane: I know right he's nearly twice her age.

by Beiber Hater October 21, 2010

Mini-Van Beiber

an teenage boy, who has not hit puberty, who has a high voice and rides around in his moms mini-van.

Well i tell you that Steve is just a MINI-VAN BEIBER!

by Twin Boobies!!!! January 20, 2011

Justin Beiber

a gay-boy whos voice could smash windows with its high pitch

infected:OMG! justin beiber is liiikee soo fitaay
me: go drink some hemlock
infected: *gasp* just coz u got no taste in musiic.... you need help giirrrrll *goes off and listens to disney shite
Me: *shudder* must resist genoside. must. resist. *goes off and listens to the yh yh yhs*

beiber fever must. be. cured.

by Dragon_boogies December 13, 2010

Beiber

the period of growth of a child well before they reach puberty; espescially when they are at an age where they shouldve hit puberty years ago,

Poor kid, he's only Beiber and his 15!

by Happyfacewithbigsmile April 15, 2010

Beigian

An Asian, who is not quite black or white he is beige

Akshay- Is it coz im black?
Joanne- YOUR NOT BLACK
Akshay- Sorry is it coz im a Beigian

by WillSmithLover94 March 15, 2009