Corona Bean

Vaginal soreness caused by repeated flicking of her bean during her Covid lockdown.

My roommate has a bad case of corona bean. I told her not to sign up for pornhub.

I can’t flick it again. I’m so swoll from corona bean.

by Dick Onchin April 21, 2020

bean daddy

The man with the sensu beans

Yajirobe: I brought these magical sensu beans that heal all wounds and replenish your stamina.

Goku: Thanks Yajirobe!

Yajirobe: Bean daddy, out.

by Hearshotkid_2113 August 20, 2018

smol bean

The fact that something is just so cute and adorable that it has to be linked to a bean.

It is most commonly used as a word in fandoms.

Dan is such a smol bean.
That cat is a smol bean.
Everything in this world is a smol bean.

by Cubecats October 3, 2015

Dog Beans

A phrase used to define something (or someone) that is simultaneously demonstrating both dog trash and garbanzo beans behavior. Used primarily in a lighthearted manner to convey a disliking

"Hey, James. That video you showed me was not funny! It was total Dog Beans!"

by TheDrewBlue July 8, 2020

Bean Piss

Coffee, often times used in the phrase "sucking bean piss" to refer to drinking coffee. Famously written in cursive on the windows of Starbucks locations across the country.

Riley: Why do they call drinking coffee "sucking bean piss?"
Graydon: Cause it's beans. You have to squeeze the piss out of them to get the coffee, so when you slurp it and/or suck it, you're sucking bean piss.
Riley: Yeah I mean I get that, it's just weird that they put that on the windows of Starbucks like "Hey Starfucks, Come get some Pumpkin Bean Piss".

by averagesizedtesticles53 May 31, 2023

Shot bean

When someone says/does something stupid/funny, usually when they are either drunk or high

I can't believe you ate the roach you shot bean

by dundondada October 26, 2017

off a bean

under the influence of prescription drugs in pill form.

some may say this term when someone is acting like they are severely inebriated.

ex. molly, perc

popped a perc im flying off a bean

by zoont October 30, 2017