friend 1: “hes hot enough to get any girl”
friend 2: “he must play baseball”
friend 1: “total baseball player”
friend 2: “he must play baseball”
friend 1: “total baseball player”
by lil_d!zzy February 12, 2019
Get the baseball player mug.Going to your Grandmother/fathers house, walking in on them having sex, but they don't notice so you go into the closet and then find Narnia, so you go and get your signifigant other take them into Narnia, and fuck as hard as you can.
A: i so went to 62nd base last night!
B: Eww, you saw your grandparents fucking?
A: Yeah, but it was worth it for what happened in Narnia.
B: Eww, you saw your grandparents fucking?
A: Yeah, but it was worth it for what happened in Narnia.
by PissTheFuckOff August 14, 2009
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Two trains on the same track are moving towards each other, each at a speed of 40 miles per hour. On the top of one train stand 50 naked guys with boners. On the other train stand 50 naked girls who are horny. What happens to the ones that don't fall off when the two trains run into each other is called 40th base.
by gretaaaaaaaaaa August 21, 2008
Get the 40th base mug.Despite what most people believe, "Base" doesn't refer to any form of Speed or Meth. Base refers to Crack Cocaine, which is the FreeBASE form of Cocaine, hence the name, "Base".
"But as the world turns I learned life is hell
Living in the world no different from a cell
Everyday I escape from Jakes givin chase, sellin base
Smokin bones in the staircase"
- Wu-Tang Clan - "C.R.E.A.M."
Living in the world no different from a cell
Everyday I escape from Jakes givin chase, sellin base
Smokin bones in the staircase"
- Wu-Tang Clan - "C.R.E.A.M."
by RedSoy December 20, 2010
Get the base mug.reaching home base or fourth base is consumating the relationship by having sex, making love or fucking.
"We finally reached home base last night! Thankfully he had a condom on him because we were so horny we couldn't wait any longer"
by Little Blue Patakha January 16, 2003
Get the Home Base mug.BASE jumping literaly stands for Building, Antenna, Span (bridge), Earth (cliff).
When skydiving isnt quite enough what do you do, base jump. Jumping from a fixed object. It is the craziest fucking shit ever. Basicaly you find a building or anything thats about 400ft and up, and jump off pulling your chute only seconds from the ground. If your reall skilled you do some flips and spins on the way down. There a some hot spots around the world like New River Gorge Bridge (USA), Petronas Towers (Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia), and many more.
When skydiving isnt quite enough what do you do, base jump. Jumping from a fixed object. It is the craziest fucking shit ever. Basicaly you find a building or anything thats about 400ft and up, and jump off pulling your chute only seconds from the ground. If your reall skilled you do some flips and spins on the way down. There a some hot spots around the world like New River Gorge Bridge (USA), Petronas Towers (Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia), and many more.
by $kYd!v3r October 1, 2005
Get the base jumping mug.Taken from the 1992 film 'A league of their own', when Tom Hanks' character says it to own his female players who started to weep when she couldn't handle the criticism he had on her.
Outside of baseball, people replace the last word with their occupation (There's no crying in politics!///There's no crying in wrestling!///etc)
When someone says that to you, they actually want to say something like 'Be a man' or 'Don't be a pansy'.
A variant of the use was spotted on many websites, while commenting on Hillary Clinton's infamous speech in which she seemed to on the brink of crying.
Outside of baseball, people replace the last word with their occupation (There's no crying in politics!///There's no crying in wrestling!///etc)
When someone says that to you, they actually want to say something like 'Be a man' or 'Don't be a pansy'.
A variant of the use was spotted on many websites, while commenting on Hillary Clinton's infamous speech in which she seemed to on the brink of crying.
* During the halftime of a baseball match *
COACH: 'ANDERSON! WTF where you doing out there!? Don't you have a f*cking brain or something? Not even a chimp hit the ball like that! Where you out of your f*cking mind? WHERE YOU??
ANDERSON: *starts to cry*
COACH: Oh come on, what the f*ck is this...
ANDERSON: *still crying* I'm sorry coach....I was stupid, I....*proceeds to cry even louder*
COACH: No! No, No, No! You stop that right now Anderson, do you hear me! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!
COACH: 'ANDERSON! WTF where you doing out there!? Don't you have a f*cking brain or something? Not even a chimp hit the ball like that! Where you out of your f*cking mind? WHERE YOU??
ANDERSON: *starts to cry*
COACH: Oh come on, what the f*ck is this...
ANDERSON: *still crying* I'm sorry coach....I was stupid, I....*proceeds to cry even louder*
COACH: No! No, No, No! You stop that right now Anderson, do you hear me! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!
by Valmeijita August 6, 2008
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