basicism

the professional art of being basic

"Your level of basicism is too high"

by Tommy Mats January 28, 2015

Briggsy Basics

The art of fertilizing a man's inner abdomen.

Arty twat: Ooh look at me, I'm bent and I'm an expert in Briggsy Basics.

by Kev's jap's-eye September 18, 2006

Basic

Likened to children, a 'basic' is a term used to describe someone with attributes of idiocy, foolishness and child-like behaviour. A 'basic' commonly has little to no intelligence, and struggles to break social barriers. A 'basic' often reverts to exaggeration and deceit to over come these social barriers and gain a mild sense of acceptance within his/her friendship circles.

Mr Jones: 'I love my barbie doll she so poe'

Mrs Smith: ' You are ridiculous, obscene and basic'

Mr Jones jnr: 'Daddy I want a car and I want it now!'
Mr Jones snr: 'Shut up you spoilt child, I hate your basic demands'

by the pogo demons September 2, 2010

Basic White Bitch

Basic White Bitch- (noun) Bae-sick Why-eat Beach / (1) Caucasian female who loves Chipotle & Panera more than oxygen. (2) Often says "BÆ" aggressively (3) Starbuck is life (4) owns an iPhone

She's a basic white bitch, but I gotta love her 😊 💝
God she's such a basic white bitch it's annoying
I'm a basic white bitch and I love it

by flamin_joy September 22, 2016

BasilMarket

Basilmarket is a website in which you can ask questions and bid for auctions and talk to others about MapleStory. However, most of basilmarket is a crude, insane place where idoits and 10 year olds roam for a living. Most people on BasilMarket are Attention Hors who cannot live life, and have a extremely low IQ. BasilMarket should only be used for literate people and for auctions, not for idoits. The owner "Mr.Basil" and mods should definitely conclude to stricter rules and more permenant bans.

AznSeal: omg guys look at me im so cool
SnuffliePuff: i hate my life boohoo
Random Person: u phail, its over 9000, i herd u liek mudkipz, im so 1337 guyz
Random Person2: BasilMarket rockzzzz, i flame u all, haha nibz
paulpker121: paulpker121 is not amused.
Ang3licSword: You guys need a life. -_-

by Sarah Ramirez February 24, 2008

Basic White Boy

-rich brat

-dad is a stockbroker and mom is an anesthesiologist
-wears $50 Vineyard Vines polo shirts with that retarded ass whale, Chubbies shorts, and Sperrys
-part of a country club and yacht club
-has a Rolex watch
-all of his friends conform to all of the stereotypes listed above

It doesn't matter how hideous or ridiculous-looking an item of clothing is; if it's expensive, a basic white boy is gonna hoard that shit.

by HPTrash November 12, 2017

Visual Basic

A programming language for morons, and people that are too stupid to learn real programming languages.

It is commonly taught in schools and colleges, so retards can understand it and become "leet".

Him: Man, i'm cool because I know Visual Basic.
Me: No, you're not.

by I need no introduction. October 3, 2005