banjard

A person of middle eastern descent.
Ex: Suadi Arabia, Iraq, Iran etc...

Person 1: "Hey dude, what was the deal with that gas attendant?"
Person 2: "Ya, I know dude. All banjards are assholes."

by The Palmenator January 17, 2003

BankJob

This is the act of a person doing a hit and run on the opposite sex. Basically the person goes the opposite sex, rips their pants off (or other related items covering their private area)and performing a super quick fuck that ends in them making their deposit in the person and then leaving as fast they can.

Just like a real Bank robbery, a male will rush the female and as quickly as they can, give their deposit in them and make a quick get away having gotten what they wanted. In other words, a BankJob.

by WonderBread21 October 29, 2008

banjo

traveling or "backpack" guitar

The boy thought he was playing a real guitar, but really it was only a banjo.. poor sad little boy.

by martin May 27, 2003

Banjo

A banjo takes place between a husband and wife only. It occurs when a wife refuses to sleep with her husband resulting in the only proper use of a banjo. While the wife is sleeping, the husband masturbates and just before orgasm wakes the wife up and proceeds to give her a facial.

Dude, she just wouldn't give it up so I gave her a banjo; Did John tell you about giving his wife a banjo?; If she won't give you any, buy her a banjo.

by SchoonerShark July 16, 2009

banus

an anal tube that sticks out

you know when you do a crap your butt cheeks spread out and that little tube comes out its when the tube is really long

by the boy September 30, 2003

banjo

A slang term to refer to smoking weed. so you can talk about weed in any social or school enviroment. and its catchy!

"what are you doing this weekend"

"man Im playing the banjo"

by Silas A September 17, 2006

banjexed

when something is broken and no longer works, commonly used in Northern Ireland

"aw ma fone is banjexed am gonna have til get a new one ffs!"

by caitriona ccc October 30, 2006