Hollister bandit

A person who wears hollister all the time and thinks that for some fucking reason they are individual while listening to lady frigging ga-ga on there ipod while texting on there "original" and "unique" Blackberry.

Normal guy: Oh crap a hollister bandit

Hollister bandit talking loudly on blackberry: Oh yeah i just got some hollister shorts for the summer And some hollister aftershave even though its 45 quid and hollister flip-flops and everything anyway i have to go im gonna go and buy the new laduy ga-ga album before it becomes mainstream *shudders*
Normal guy: FUCK.

by I hate people... July 26, 2010

barefoot bandit

bandits who are too bad ass to wear shoes so they do their shenanigans barefoot.

Tom- "Who tagged our car?"
Jerry- "Probably those barefoot bandits!"

by The barefoot bandits September 17, 2011

Webkins Bandit

Famous Minecraft youtuber Skeppy is the webkins bandit . On a stream he told a story of how he stole webkins codes from a store as a kid. Now when BadBoyHalo is mad at Skeppy for taking something from him, he calls him the webkins bandit.

Skeppy! You stole my food!
No I didn't Bad!
Yeah sure, webkins bandit.

by Skeppers14 September 13, 2020

Poon Bandit

A lesbian. Similar to the term ass bandit for homosexuals.

Tom: "Do you know that girl?"

Mary: "Yeah, she's mad cool...and a lesbian"

Tom: "She's a poon bandit?"

Mary: "Yeah man, she loves poon"

by Mike the LCB November 29, 2011

Net bandit

A person who is too cheap to get internet service of their own so they go to Krystals, Starbucks, Barnes and Noble, etc. just for the free Net. Such as me :)

Tightwad Tim is such a net bandit. He would rather drive to town for free internet than have it at home!

by Tightwad Tim February 16, 2010

Baby Bandit

So-Called notorious theives' that steal cum from sperm banks

"Did you hear about that Baby Bandit Heist?"
"Those crackheads got away with gallons of cum"

by Sly.Farron May 25, 2021

PJ bandit

PJ Bandit: A fictional character like the tooth fairy (aka toof fairy) that strikes poor, lazy people that are too lazy to put on real clothes, often lacking a sense of self respect (and usually a real job) and basic hygiene skills. Too lazy to get dressed, brush your teeth & comb your hair.

Yo, you see them lazy ass girls over there? Damn PJ Bandit done struck again!

by HBICONE April 20, 2017