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barefoot bandit

bandits who are too bad ass to wear shoes so they do their shenanigans barefoot.
Tom- "Who tagged our car?"
Jerry- "Probably those barefoot bandits!"
by The barefoot bandits September 17, 2011
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Coochie bandit

@spewn on Instagram he steals all the coochie
Yo might wanna watch out heard the coochie bandit is around
by Yung.danks December 4, 2019
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Trash Bandit

The bums you catch on camera dumping garbage all over your back yard. Usually wearing ripped up dirty clothes, these uncivilized people tend to let their garbage overflow to the top of the ceiling in their house before finally dumping it all over someone else's property because there's a bag limit.

CAUTION: When you approach them after catching them, there may be an unruly smell emanating from the doorway. Also beware of any hazardous waste in their front yard, and definitely avoid smelling their breath.
Neighbour: There's garbage all over the back alley, is that you!?
Guy: Nah the trash bandits are oozing garbage everywhere they go, it's only a matter of time until I catch one.

Neighbour: I feel you, those damn trash bandits are everywhere lately.
by mrcleandean March 29, 2022
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PJ bandit

PJ Bandit: A fictional character like the tooth fairy (aka toof fairy) that strikes poor, lazy people that are too lazy to put on real clothes, often lacking a sense of self respect (and usually a real job) and basic hygiene skills. Too lazy to get dressed, brush your teeth & comb your hair.
Yo, you see them lazy ass girls over there? Damn PJ Bandit done struck again!
by HBICONE April 20, 2017
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Baby Bandit

So-Called notorious theives' that steal cum from sperm banks
"Did you hear about that Baby Bandit Heist?"
"Those crackheads got away with gallons of cum"
by Sly.Farron May 25, 2021
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Net bandit

A person who is too cheap to get internet service of their own so they go to Krystals, Starbucks, Barnes and Noble, etc. just for the free Net. Such as me :)
Tightwad Tim is such a net bandit. He would rather drive to town for free internet than have it at home!
by Tightwad Tim February 16, 2010
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Bandit the demon

The monster of every universe (bad oc mde by an idiot) he is an anti-hero; not good or bad; neutral, he has over 13,000 au's. He is an scientist
by Bandit the demon October 6, 2020
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