Balloggan

Knit headgear resembling a cross between a ball cap and toboggan. Typically worn during the hottest months of the year with ill-fitting plaid shorts and plastic prison shoes at inappropriate times, such as at the workplace.

Did you see the white balloggan she was sporting this morning?

by Orca25304 June 22, 2010

balconize

to confess one's liking as more than a friend to the one who is liked. Traditionally done on a balcony on graduation or prom night.

After hiding his four years of feelings for her, he balconized to her after the awards ceremony.

by MikiBY October 7, 2012

balloon soup

What remains in a condom after sex.

Francine ripped my rubber off and balloon soup went everywhere!

by the zygorthian December 31, 2015

balcony scene

when things get a little too frisky

We watched Romeo and Juliet in English class, but the teacher skipped the balcony scene.

by Oh Just Someone January 24, 2016

balloon handler

The person in charge of the removal and disposal of a condom for a friend while said friend is in the process of intercourse. Baloon handling is often used in the instances of a "Hot gun" or "stealthing".

"Were you really matts balloon handler last weekend, Adam?"
"Sure was, ask Beth Davis. She witnessed it".

by Burritoslayer69 May 31, 2017

Balford

Someone who is completely lost as to what's going on in a situation. Often times they try to help but just end up getting in the way.

Don't be such a Balford! Just grab the extinguisher and put out the fire you dunce!

by Pineapplemclangalang June 19, 2017

Balloona

A cat's anus. A cat's anus looks like a balloon knot, but it can be called "balloona" for short.

Should we take Charlotte to the vet? Her balloona seems to be prolapsed.

by Joseph McDougall September 16, 2017