klunky balloon

when a male ejaculates into a balloon, then, the partner squeezes the sperm into ones mouth.

yo, i gave that bitch a klunky balloon and she took it like a champ!

by deejzzle August 11, 2010

balloon lollipop

blow job where john is wearing a condom. Opposite of natural lollipop

"Happy ending massage: $50, balloon lollipop $25 extra, natural lollipop $50 extra.

by Tallil Dave August 23, 2008

balloon knot

blow up a balloon, pop it, turn it inside out around the knot and stretch it, looks amazingly like the anal sphincter.......yum yum

show me your balloon knot

by plumit April 30, 2009

balloon juice

Same as balloonjuice

What a load of balloon juice!

by Chad December 7, 2003

balloon condom

A person whose penis is so small that he has to use a balloon instead of a condom
Can be used as a noun as well as an adjective

"So tell me Jane, how was your date night with Tim last night?"
"Who Tim?! pft... that guy's such a balloon condom! I spent the rest of the night in the restroom with my dildo"

by F-Bomb Thiru May 2, 2017

Balloon boy

a demon stronger then the lord of hell himself he is from fnaf and he is vary ANNOYING

we all hate balloon boy

by Sin and con January 26, 2022

Kane is a balloon

When your head is a balloon

Kane is a balloon

by Owestollie May 27, 2019