Balloon Menace

Anyone who buys balloons, inflates them and puts them in unsuspecting peoples mailboxes.

Qui Gon Jim: Why did we buy balloons and put them in that persons mailbox?

Darth Helium: Because we are a Balloon Menace.

by James Gracie August 20, 2011

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Ass Balloon

Someone who is such an ass, that it may be possible that they are not even human. Rather, they are a balloon filled with multiple other asses.

I don't hang out with John anymore, because he's such an ass balloon!

by Brandumful May 16, 2015

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blow up a balloon, pop it, turn it inside out around the knot and stretch it, looks amazingly like the anal sphincter.......yum yum

show me your balloon knot

by plumit April 30, 2009

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What a load of balloon juice!

by Chad December 07, 2003

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when you ejactualate in a balloon and then shove it up someone's ass to impregnate them without losing your prized viginity

oh I'm a dad now

but your a virgin

yeah I used a cum balloon

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Pulling out and leaving the condom in the booty hole while clenching therefore creating the “Balloon Knot”

Guy 1: what did you guys get up to last night?
Guy 2: ay yo, I balloon knotted my girl

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Last night I chewed on Sandra's Balloon Knot so long I think she had a seizure.

by thedickfacedwonder February 21, 2018

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