sandwhich balloon

the result of a sandwhich (usually with mayonnaise) mating with a balloon to create a sandwhich balloon.
unfortunately sandwhich balloons have taken to living underground after several countries governments started hunting them for experimentation, a small child was rumored to see one once, but mistook it for a pokemon.

tiny tim: OMG mummy its a pokemon!
mummy: no timmy thats a sandwhich, or is it a balloon?
tiny tim: ITS A FUCKING POKEMON BITCH!
mummy: timmy! apologise right this minute!
*sandwhich balloon sneaks off*

by The Spoon Of Destiny December 24, 2009

balloon lollipop

blow job where john is wearing a condom. Opposite of natural lollipop

"Happy ending massage: $50, balloon lollipop $25 extra, natural lollipop $50 extra.

by Tallil Dave August 23, 2008

balloon knot

blow up a balloon, pop it, turn it inside out around the knot and stretch it, looks amazingly like the anal sphincter.......yum yum

show me your balloon knot

by plumit April 30, 2009

balloon juice

Same as balloonjuice

What a load of balloon juice!

by Chad December 7, 2003

Balloon boy

a demon stronger then the lord of hell himself he is from fnaf and he is vary ANNOYING

we all hate balloon boy

by Sin and con January 26, 2022

Balloon Knot

An asshole

Last night I chewed on Sandra's Balloon Knot so long I think she had a seizure.

by thedickfacedwonder May 7, 2018

Spoody Balloon

A condom

Oh shit, the spoody balloon broke!

by Liptondipper June 12, 2018