klunky balloon

when a male ejaculates into a balloon, then, the partner squeezes the sperm into ones mouth.

yo, i gave that bitch a klunky balloon and she took it like a champ!

by deejzzle August 11, 2010

Squirrel Balloon

When you pour hydrofluoric acid into the mouth of a dead squirrel, seal the mouth, then put helium up its butthole, seal the butthole, then put a string on its tail.

Hey dude, nice squirrel balloon, where'd you get it?

by Rectal Chaos January 22, 2014

balloon knot

blow up a balloon, pop it, turn it inside out around the knot and stretch it, looks amazingly like the anal sphincter.......yum yum

show me your balloon knot

by plumit April 30, 2009

balloon juice

Same as balloonjuice

What a load of balloon juice!

by Chad December 7, 2003

Kane is a balloon

When your head is a balloon

Kane is a balloon

by Owestollie May 27, 2019

"Water" Balloon

A term to describe cumming into an uninflated balloon, turning it into a semen-balloon and throw it at kids at a birthday party and watch to see the kids' reaction when they realize what's on them

I used a "Water" Balloon for JAMIE'S BIRTHDAY

by Rionox February 23, 2023

balloon condom

A person whose penis is so small that he has to use a balloon instead of a condom
Can be used as a noun as well as an adjective

"So tell me Jane, how was your date night with Tim last night?"
"Who Tim?! pft... that guy's such a balloon condom! I spent the rest of the night in the restroom with my dildo"

by F-Bomb Thiru May 2, 2017