Bounce the calf

Another way to say masturbating or jacking off.

I'm going to bounce the calf when I get home.

My girlfriend can't satisfy me so I'm going to bounce the calf.

by Mooncalf June 10, 2015

Butt bouncing

The act of sitting on the floor and bouncing up and down on one’s butt while throwing a tantrum of frustration and/or embarrassment.

Barry was butt bouncing for an hour after the break-up with Carli.

by Bunnybj October 3, 2018

Bouncing the Weasel

To masterbate.

I caught Tony bouncing the weasel, standing in front of a mirror.

by DND2021 August 6, 2021

Towel Bounce

Cum on a girls face and when she asks for a towel to wipe off with, get dressed and leave.

If roommate or friend is present, tell them that their friends needs their help, and send them up to the bedroom.

Doug: I towel bounced the shit out of some bitch the other night.
Chris: What is towel bouncing?
Doug: I busted on her face and on the way to "get a towel", I bounced.

by staugustinetowelbouncingassoc August 11, 2010

Brad's Bounce

When playing golf and you hit an errant shot, but somehow you get lucky and the ball ends up just fine, and you salvage a par or better.

Riley's ball took a Brad's Bounce when the ball hit the tree and landed on the green for an easy birdie.

by Big B of Memphis May 17, 2020

Bouncing Betty

A Bouncing Betty is similar to a boob job but with butt cheeks instead.

That stripper gave me one hell of a bouncing betty. Her ass was bouncing up and down my dick.

by Ridemerosie January 15, 2018

ill bounce

The ability to jump extremely high or far, with extreme ankle strength. Absolutely necessary for triple jump.

Dylan's got dat ill bounce in his ankle when he triple jumps, where as Rusty's got no ill bounce and can't even leave the ground.

by TRN Ill Bouncer April 18, 2010