RESTAURANT BABYSITTER

Any electronic device that keeps the kids at bay, quiet and basically INVISIBLE!!!

PSP, DSiXL, DS, DSi, GAME GEAR, GAMEBOY..etc

Hey, the waitress needs your order...his heads stuck in that damn restaurant babysitter!!

by RobertoB April 10, 2011

LATEX BABYSHOWER

The Art of shagging a girl with condom on and then after you shoot the muck in it you take it off and squeeze it over her head or when abrieviated its lbs whichshort for pounds. she got pounded, i gave her a good pounding ,
she told her friend she was lbs'd to fek and tired and couldnt come out

did i not give her a latex babyshower
she got the full LBS treatment tonight

by fragmaster August 17, 2018

backseat babysitter

When you're the person who's sitting in back with another person or persons you don't know too well or just met, and you have to entertain /talk to them. #wishiwasinthepassengerseatcuzthisisawkward

Friend 1: I'm mad at my Mike.
Friend 2: Why?
Friend 1:
Because I had to be the backseat babysitter to that random while ya'll sat in front chillin.
Friend 2: That was Brandon
Friend 1: I don't f******know him tho!

by BitchyGoose June 15, 2019

piss babys

1. the coolest people ever
2. has some of the nosiest people
3. someone always needs to piss but never goes

1. maya: omg hey piss babys
beep: hey maya

maya: were the coolest people ever

2. imani: hera is so nosy (this statement has been proven to be false)
hera & shay: we know ur actually the most nosy imani

3. shay: i need to pee
hera: go pee
shay: no

by pissbabysarchive February 28, 2021

Da.babys.toe.fungus

A really cool person

"Omg daby"
"More like da.babys.toe.fungus"

by Da.babys.toe.fungus September 25, 2021

mexican babysitter

A metal screen door that is attached to your front door.

Make sure you lock the Mexican babysitter. We don't want the kids to escape while we are out.

by BadmotorfingerC15 January 27, 2022

Social Babysitter

(n) The person who "babysits" their friends or colleagues in a group context. The social babysitter moderates awkward or antisocial behavior and tries to close long spans of silence with humor, engaging comments, and enthusiasm. Social babysitting can be tiring or a source of stress.

As the social babysitter, it frustrates me to decide where to eat with my friends for dinner. None of them have any opinion on where to eat and just say "I don't know.:"

by NackSeabird April 22, 2022