Awesomeality

a derivative of the word awesome. Meaning: the rate of something or someone's awesomeness. Can be used to describe the awesomeness of something as well as a comparative term between two or more awesome things.

The awesomeality of a mud wrestling chick fight does not even compare to that of naked pillow fights.

That was a ten on the awesomeality scale.

by Amy Vukelich May 26, 2008

Awesome-er

More awesome than awesome.

Invented by Alicia Michelle Avila

I'm Awesome-er than everybody else.

by akextendedmagz July 21, 2011

Titian awesome

The state of being titanically awesome. Titian is used as a supreme state of mastery for mental and physical thoughts. Also can be used for someone extremely beautiful and special. When joined with awesome it becomes almost a supreme being because of being titian and awesome at the same time.

Wow that woman is "Titian Awesome", she cant be be beat in all humor, beauty, and her big brain.

by The stoutness July 18, 2010

Awesome Blossom

The curvature of a woman's breasts as they "blossom" out from a low cut shirt.

Low cut shirt + push up bra = Awesome Blossom
Low cut shirt + bustiere = Awesome Blossom
Low cut shirt + huge breasts = Awesome Blossom

Man, did you see the Awesome Blossoms on Jeniffer Love Hewitt and Pamela Anderson at Elton John's 2006 Oscar Party?

Paris Hilton ain't got no Awesome Blossom.

by Kevin & Dave July 16, 2008

awesomely bad

something that's so bad, its good.
something really bad but really addicting.

person 1: have you tried those salt and vinegar chips?
person 2: yeah, theyre HORRIBLE!
person 1: i know, but i cant stop eating them! theyre so awesomely bad!

by bitchy missy January 13, 2006

Awesome Meter

An "Awesome Meter" is a loose term used to describe whether or not a noun (person, place, or thing) is considered "awesome" or not. The Awesome Meter cannot be lied too; for the Awesome Meter knows all awesome-ness and sees all awesome-ness. Keep in mind that when using the word "awesome," you are comparing something to be so impressive, so jaw dropping, so amazing that the only word to describe it is... awesome! Something that lacks an "awesome" quality is obviously very low on the Awesome Meter. Something that is exceeding of an "awesome" quality is there by very high on the Awesome Meter. Such is the incredible power that the Awesome Meter harnesses.

"I would say that guy's Jonas' Brother's t-shirt is very low on the Awesome Meter."
"Holy crap! That movie had to be at least a 9/10 on the awesome meter!"

by Crux1989 November 4, 2008

getting awesome

When enthusiastically plowing a chick from behind, her face can easily get jammed into the bed/carpet/trunk of your car. Sometimes she will try to tell you "Get off me," but the words will be miraculously muffled - this will sound like she is saying "Get awesome."

So put up your arms, flex, and continue to do what you were doing, hands-free. If there is a mirror nearby, high-five it. This is the American Dream, and you are living it.

I was railing this chick the other night, and I was totally getting awesome like American Psycho. Then I smoked a cigar with general Patton.

by Chikin Thuggit January 2, 2008