Stealthily covered up piece(s) of dog residue camouflaged by a plethora of fallen leaves which catches the victim totally off guard. Footwear gets destroyed, emotions take a downward spiral, nostrils get melted and you have no idea when the suffering will end or what action you’ll need to take to get through this. Not even the philosophical and infectious chorus of a Daniel Bedingfield classic can offer encouragement.
“Oh for f*ck’s sake Andy, how did you manage to step in that calamitous autumn dog mine? it’s bigger than your shoe and I would have said it’s a human one until I saw the flakes of dog corn embedded in the tread of your left Gazelle sole”
by Jacobs Ladette December 23, 2024
Get the Autumn Dog Minemug. Autumn is very beautiful and an amazing girlfriend. Even a person in general. If you ever meet one don’t ever lose her or do something stupid to lose her, don’t even risk it because it’s not worth it. She is very energetic and a fun person to hang out with. She may not know how to kiss but it’s cute as hell. She has the most smoothest softest lips ever, and her tongue feels good when you play with it. You rub and grab her thighs and she “feels some type of way” her legs are soft as a baby’s bum and once you start rubbin you can’t stop, she’s so addicting and so irresistible. She’s everything anyone could ever ask for, she’s everything you could ever want and need.
Person 1: Oh shit is that autumn?
Person 2: yeah she’s baddd affff, wish I had her but too bad she’s taken :(
Person 2: yeah she’s baddd affff, wish I had her but too bad she’s taken :(
by Deovalseg October 8, 2019
Get the Autumnmug. The couple with the truest love. His love for her is unbreakable and her love for him is stronger than anything in the world. This couple is a power couple, can survive anything together. They will out live all couples.
by Blaze Craze October 4, 2017
Get the ben and autumnmug. Autunn is a strange person who likes feet. She is funny, sassy, and athletic. She likes to eat ur food and wear ur black strawberry dress. If u ever meet autumn boyce you should run, she'll catch you though.
by Tori&Autumn June 16, 2022
Get the Autumn Boycemug. Who is Autumn? Autumn is the best rapper the world has so far uniquely created, his music is as if someone had created the heaven's anthem, his music is exquisite and that superlative and one of a kind, his music will have your ears spilling brain juice as it cries with the emotion that it is hearing from what Autumn (twinuzis on instagram) has created.
"Yo do you listen to Autumn (twinuzis)"
-"Yurr his shi go fly best rapper i've heard in the last decade".
-"Yurr his shi go fly best rapper i've heard in the last decade".
by 𝖁𝖔𝖓. December 4, 2021
Get the Autumnmug. absolutely stunning. autumn is someone who has been hurt, but still helps everyone in need. she will always be by your side til you mess with her. she is an amazing best friend. she will hurt for you, kill for you, and make sure no one messes with you. autumn is as gorgeous as a sunset. she loves people with all her heart, but gets hurt too much that she becomes numb. i love autumn and you should to.
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by euwusvzuajszusjdu October 20, 2023
Get the Autumnmug. by starwarsgirl1 September 10, 2020
Get the Autumn longmug.