Ascending

So when drinking we go sober>buzzed>drunk but when smoking we go sober>?>high. Not anymore! Sober>Ascending>High!

Yo man, I just hit that blunt and I'm ascending so fast rite now!

by ShAdOwo.O~ June 7, 2017

Ascentality

The quality to keep striving everyday to achieve the greatness of yourself.

John is very successful he must have a strong ascentality everyday in life!.

by Life success June 7, 2024

accenty

an accent that really stands out.

when he says "shabooka" , its really accenty.

by jaylynn0225 August 23, 2011

Ascertciates

n. uh-sert-see-eyts; ə-surt-sēē-āts

A portmanteau of associates degree and certification, reflecting those who have skipped college and instead achieved certifications. Also reflects an increase in employment requirements for certifications that either replace or supplement a degree.

John: How did you get this job? Did you have the experience or did you get a CS degree?
Jane: I skipped college and got my Cisco ascertciates.

John: What degree did you need for this job?
Jane: I needed more than just my bachelors, because those assclowns in HR insisted I get my Linux ascertciates!

by Retard Yoke June 5, 2013

Accent Trip

When you're so exhausted that you listen to a person with an accent speak and it sounds like they're speaking another language.

I stayed up for twenty hours straight and now English people sound French, holy shit, I was totally accent tripping.

by BeanboUrine September 15, 2015

Accentgasm

When your panties are wet/have been dropped due to the pure essence of an accent.

"Did you hear his accent?"
"Yeah it gave me an accentgasm"

by Tintintintinny June 19, 2016

ascetiquette

Combination of "ascetic" and "etiquette," describing the act of denying yourself the pleasure of eating your meal at it's peak hotness until everyone at the restaurant table gets served their meal.

Ascetiquette be damned. Eat while it's hot.

by Ae5Ea8 August 12, 2016