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Zombie Apocalypse

The lamest form of Apocalypse and the least likely that consists of people wanting to become easy bad asses by confronting waves of really slow and or stupid zombies that are revived humans that want brains/ flesh. I even heard the white house wasted our tax dollars by creating an entirely separate bunker for a zombie apocalypse I really don't get the appeal behind it.The walking dead is not a really a good series either. Nothing happens for 20 minutes in the show and the characters are kind of lame and under developed, the video game is shit too it's not even a video game it's a bunch of quick time events that don't really effect the out come, but I get it, it's zombies. a Virus can't possibly revive corpses or command it's host to go kill other potential hosts. A Alien apocalypse is more bad ass so is a viral virus or even a meteor.
Idiot: I would kill so many zombies man, I have a bunker with an armory, I spent a quarter of my salary for 10 years to create it man.
Jimmy: You dumb ass, what a waste of money a zombie apocalypse is the least likely to happen.
by Mrawesomesauce101 March 11, 2013
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Zombie Apocalpyse

The REAL reason the wolrd is ending in 2012.
Man 1: "Dude, what's with all the Nerf guns?"
Man 2: "I'm stocking up for the zombie apocalpyse."
by Supernothing May 29, 2010
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Apocalypsing

Becoming too serious in the beginning of a relationship, being Ted Mosby
Look at Alex trying to be Ted Mosby, someone tell this kid that not every girl is his Robin.
Alex needs to stop apocalypsing!
by PopBlink November 22, 2020
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flaming apachy

when you lite a girls pubes on fire and she jerks you of as quick as she can to put the fire out
karen has 3rd degree burns from the flaming apachy i gave her last night
by Anonymous March 29, 2003
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apocalypse

1. When the retarded and pathetic efforts set forth by humanity are ended.
Dude, when's the apocalypse coming?

According to my calculations, in 6 minutes.

I can't wait man...
by idonthavaname September 9, 2008
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apacha

A slang word for someone who is your friend you call them apacha
Apacha- whacha doing tonight
by Jessica January 22, 2004
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Apocalyptic J

Another name for blunt or joint.
"Dude I just smoked this fat Apocalyptic J."

"nice!"
by KsTeezy June 15, 2008
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