1. A show where people with no talent go to pretend that they can sing.
2. A show where those who have talent but do not look the part cannot possibly win.
3. A show that a majority of America has sold their souls to.
2. A show where those who have talent but do not look the part cannot possibly win.
3. A show that a majority of America has sold their souls to.
Do you think that Susan Boyle will win on American Idol?
No, she has way too much talent and doesn't look like a porn star.
No, she has way too much talent and doesn't look like a porn star.
by dick the furry penis April 16, 2009
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Things you should know:
1. Yes, we are aware the term "American" can be used for anyone living in North or South America. The term "British" can be used for someone from Scottland, Ireland, or England. What else do you want us to call ourselves, United-Statesians? Besides, I don't see you calling people from Brazil or Argentina or Cuba American anyways. Why should we?
2. Yes, we are aware our President shows serious signs of mental retardation. All goverments have their problems.
3. We're not stupid. We don't go around speaking "American", laughing at all other "American" speaking countries thinking they stole the idea from us.
4. We're not all crazy extremists or blind conservatives.
5. Your country probally produces almost as much pollution as ours, and seeing as the US is about 3,718,695 cm2 (9,631,420 km2; gasp! an American knowing about the metric system? unheard of!) large and has 302,431,000 citizens, we're not doing that bad.
6. Celsuis- Farheniet, Meters- feet, Pounds- killograms. Gallons- liters. We use both you know.
7. We don't hate all Canadians, Brits, Cubans, and Japaneese people. We don't think all Muslims are terrorists. No matter what Bush says, we most definitely don't eat "freedom fries". We don't all support Iraq. We don't think Pakistan is in Africa.
8. Just because we can't trace our ancestors in America back for 329 years, it doesn't mean we love our country less.
9. Patrioism is never a bad thing. Even if you lived in the crappiest country in the world, it's still your country.
10. No, we don't think everyone in the world celbrates July Fourth with us.
11. We don't eat McDonald's everyday or drive five cars.
12. Not everyone speaks like their from Texas. There are forty-nine other states you know.
13. We don't think we're better than you.
14. Lastly, half the people that bash us are allies with us. Our country has relations in more than half the world. Most likely, we're best friends.
Things you should know:
1. Yes, we are aware the term "American" can be used for anyone living in North or South America. The term "British" can be used for someone from Scottland, Ireland, or England. What else do you want us to call ourselves, United-Statesians? Besides, I don't see you calling people from Brazil or Argentina or Cuba American anyways. Why should we?
2. Yes, we are aware our President shows serious signs of mental retardation. All goverments have their problems.
3. We're not stupid. We don't go around speaking "American", laughing at all other "American" speaking countries thinking they stole the idea from us.
4. We're not all crazy extremists or blind conservatives.
5. Your country probally produces almost as much pollution as ours, and seeing as the US is about 3,718,695 cm2 (9,631,420 km2; gasp! an American knowing about the metric system? unheard of!) large and has 302,431,000 citizens, we're not doing that bad.
6. Celsuis- Farheniet, Meters- feet, Pounds- killograms. Gallons- liters. We use both you know.
7. We don't hate all Canadians, Brits, Cubans, and Japaneese people. We don't think all Muslims are terrorists. No matter what Bush says, we most definitely don't eat "freedom fries". We don't all support Iraq. We don't think Pakistan is in Africa.
8. Just because we can't trace our ancestors in America back for 329 years, it doesn't mean we love our country less.
9. Patrioism is never a bad thing. Even if you lived in the crappiest country in the world, it's still your country.
10. No, we don't think everyone in the world celbrates July Fourth with us.
11. We don't eat McDonald's everyday or drive five cars.
12. Not everyone speaks like their from Texas. There are forty-nine other states you know.
13. We don't think we're better than you.
14. Lastly, half the people that bash us are allies with us. Our country has relations in more than half the world. Most likely, we're best friends.
British: "They're bloody pricks too. Look at Bush."
French: "Look at Iraq. What a dumb mistake."
American: "Dude, we know our president's an ass."
French: "Look at Iraq. What a dumb mistake."
American: "Dude, we know our president's an ass."
by Annoyed Yank September 26, 2007
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Satirical cartoon about right-wing CIA agent Stan Smith and his family - housewife (Francine), geeky son (Stan), dirty liberal daughter (Hailey), a goldfish with the brain of a German guy (Claus) and an alien (Rodger). Created by Seth MacFarlane (of Family Guy fame).
Underestimated TV show that deserves more than it's getting. Kicks ass on a level that only the most intelligent people can understand. If you don't like 'American Dad' you are mentally handicapped and deserve a good beating and a lesson in humour and politics.
Underestimated TV show that deserves more than it's getting. Kicks ass on a level that only the most intelligent people can understand. If you don't like 'American Dad' you are mentally handicapped and deserve a good beating and a lesson in humour and politics.
AMERICAN DAD
Francine (to Stan): How's your French toast dear?
Stan: Snotty and ungrateful, but this AMERICAN toast is delicious!
Francine (to Stan): How's your French toast dear?
Stan: Snotty and ungrateful, but this AMERICAN toast is delicious!
by MattyDee April 15, 2006
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dude2: me? i watch american pie ... euh sorry, american shit rather!
dude1: it's more just!
dude2: me? i watch american pie ... euh sorry, american shit rather!
dude1: it's more just!
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Get the American Government mug.That hotel’s restaurant is 5-star and can make even the simplest thing taste good. Even their grilled cheese and soup tastes better than you expect. They must use Imported American Cheese or something.
by MR2 December 15, 2008
Get the Imported American Cheese mug.The United States of America is a country that boarders Canada and Mexico, and contains 50 states. The US is a capitalist country that hates communism and a lot of other radical ideas. American society in theory is good, with its extreme patriotism, but that can escalate to nationalism which is not good. It also has a lot of messed up messages, like "eat this burger, it tastes good, it's cheap and you can get it in under ten minutes" but they also say to eat healthy and look like fucking Arnold Schwarzenegger and Calvin Klein models. American Society has a lot of other bad qualities, like racism, sexism and politics. America's society is definitely better than a lot of others but, this seems to make it cocky and ignorant of its problems like a twisted little rich kid that got all his money from his dad and thinks he is immune to any kind of imperfection. American Society is constantly contradicting itself and doesn't know how to make its mind, and overall has ruined a lot of lives.
Boy 1: American Society really needs to fix itself, like what's up with all these school shootings, sexual harassment charges, obesity, opioid epidemics, anti LGBTQ rights, body shaming...
Boy 2: Yeah man wtf, wanna move to Canada with me and have two kids?
Boy 1: Of course bro ilysm.
Boy 2: Yeah man wtf, wanna move to Canada with me and have two kids?
Boy 1: Of course bro ilysm.
by lil.wayne March 9, 2019
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