by Stainless steel May 9, 2018
Get the Alyssamug. A fake ass b**** who doesn't can keep her mouth closed talkshit accuses people of being s**** for no goddamn reason judges people just because they're pretty and tells them that they are fake because they're pretty and there is too jealous to admit it
by Fake Alyssa May 30, 2020
Get the Alyssamug. Alyssa is 100% the cringest person alive she is on the verge of being Indian… And is a cold Chihuahua that is suicidal because it got raped by Migiwan
She’s also not that sweet but VERY salty- she thinks the world revolves around her she thinks she thic but she couldn’t be more flat also she has no friends and trys to act cool because she doesn’t know her place of the pyramid - she laughs like if a dog go hit by a truck going 150 miles per hour and she honestly no that pretty unless she has a filter- she thinks everyone is fake to her but it’s actually the other way around- she also like talking Major shit abt people but can’t say it to their face - sorry to all the Alyssa out there that have to deal with this reputation
She’s also not that sweet but VERY salty- she thinks the world revolves around her she thinks she thic but she couldn’t be more flat also she has no friends and trys to act cool because she doesn’t know her place of the pyramid - she laughs like if a dog go hit by a truck going 150 miles per hour and she honestly no that pretty unless she has a filter- she thinks everyone is fake to her but it’s actually the other way around- she also like talking Major shit abt people but can’t say it to their face - sorry to all the Alyssa out there that have to deal with this reputation
by Fight May 20, 2019
Get the Alyssamug. Alyssa is a girl that loves being choked, she enjoyes farts and poo jokes all year round. How can somebody not love an Alyssa. She's the type of girl to text you while pooping just to tell you she is pooping. Horsie Poo is a nickname an Alyssa prefers being called during a romantic session. She loves drugs, booze and god. She has a thing for older guys and dads and occasionally grandfathers too. She flirts with a lot of guys at once and loves to lead people on.
by PooSlayer April 17, 2020
Get the Alyssamug. A fucking bitch that is a phony.She is a liar. Everybody thinks she is an angel, except the people that actually know her.
by Zoomba389 April 8, 2015
Get the Alyssamug. An amazing bitch. A total memeloving fuck who likes bagels being shoved up her ass. Satan is her daddy. She's lame as fuck. Always down for a good funeral.
by Datpepe June 11, 2016
Get the Alyssamug. Get the Alyssamug.