Alyssa

Alyssa is a girl that loves being choked, she enjoyes farts and poo jokes all year round. How can somebody not love an Alyssa. She's the type of girl to text you while pooping just to tell you she is pooping. Horsie Poo is a nickname an Alyssa prefers being called during a romantic session. She loves drugs, booze and god. She has a thing for older guys and dads and occasionally grandfathers too. She flirts with a lot of guys at once and loves to lead people on.

Alyssa asked me to call her Horsie Poo
Alyssa keeps hitting on my dad
What is Alyssa's issue

by PooSlayer April 17, 2020

Alyssa

A fake ass b**** who doesn't can keep her mouth closed talkshit accuses people of being s**** for no goddamn reason judges people just because they're pretty and tells them that they are fake because they're pretty and there is too jealous to admit it

Girl one :Alyssa thinks I'm going to get pregnant

Girl 2: mhm she fake

by Fake Alyssa May 30, 2020

Alyssa

Most Alyssa’s are annoying and copy everyone

Bill- hey should I get these shoes. John- no don’t be an Alyssa

by Stainless steel May 9, 2018

Alyssa

Alyssa, also known as Alisha, Alice, or Alissa, is a short little man. He hates exercising, is a militant atheist, and almost always is a pyromaniac. He repels the ladies, and is ALWAYS the "K" in Kiss, Marry, Kill. He is very chubby, but not cute-chubby. He is the one who goes to prom with his mom because no girl likes him. Alyssa acts much like a valley girl, although he is a male from Vietnam. He is EXTREMELY short, and wears a cape for some reason. If you meet an Alyssa, stay far away from him.

DeShaniqita: Okay, Betty, let's play Kiss, Marry Kill!
Betty: OK! You go first: Chris, Jamalar, Alyssa.
DeShaniqita: That's easy! Kiss Jamalar, Marry Chris, and kill Alyssa!
Betty: Yeah. He took his mom to prom! And he's SOOOOO short!

by billthelilchillpill July 14, 2018

Alyssa

A fucking bitch that is a phony.She is a liar. Everybody thinks she is an angel, except the people that actually know her.

Omg you know how alyssa told you she had a boyfriend, it was a lie.

by Zoomba389 April 8, 2015

Alyssa

An amazing bitch. A total memeloving fuck who likes bagels being shoved up her ass. Satan is her daddy. She's lame as fuck. Always down for a good funeral.

What are you, an Alyssa lmao ?

by Datpepe June 11, 2016

Alyssa

Another name for a large tumor on the penis. Typically associated with the STD herpes.

OMG I accidentally gave John an Alyssa I hope he doesn’t die.

by Jordan20602 March 13, 2018