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Albert

an Albert is a hot pc gamer who loves to play infestation survivor stories and everyone loves him.

An Albert is usually seen bashing console fags with copies of Day Z.
That guy is the coolest guy ive ever seen he must be an Albert.
by Snoop Dog69 November 25, 2013
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Marv Albert

This is when you're sodomizing your partner during the throes of passion, then bitting them no less than "15" times on their back and or body. Once you get off, you then force them to perform oral sex on you!
I can't wait to get this skank home and "Marv Albert" her!
by Snoogy Snoogerson November 27, 2010
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Alberto Del Rio

Some Spanish guy from WWE who keeps bitching about his "destiny". Says it's to be WWE champion, but he's already been champ twice, and both reigns only lasted like a month anyways. He's also rich as hell, and he even has his own ring announcer. Well known for telling us his name every week and saying we already knew it.
Alberto Del Rio: It is my destiny to become WWE champion!

John Cena: Not if I have anything to say about it! *Kicks Alberto's ass*
by ThatJerkOverThere January 2, 2012
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Algerian Blend

a smoking blend that taste like shit. It's practically herbal tea and honey, it burns real fast, don't buy this shit cause its a rip off, sure it gives you a mellow and calming buzz, but thats all this junk can deliver. Just stay with good ol' weed cause legal blends aint shit you dig.
Johnny bought a pack of algerian blend from a local vendor, when he smoked it he realized he wasted his money and tossed the shit in the street. Then he smoked a fat ass blunt.
by Blackskinnednegro June 16, 2010
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Albert

N. Slang. An unexpectantly large penis on an otherwise unattractive man. Term most likely originated from the handsome Prince Albert, husband of Queen Victoria, whom was rumored to be very well hung. Not to be confused with the male genital piercing Prince Albert, though the origin is probably related.
"I was surprised, he was short, fat and bald but whipped out an Albert."
by RandomThought November 28, 2009
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ALBERT

Fat fuck that has cancer and laughs at poor kids even tho he is ugly as fuck
Albert is Cancer
Cancer is Albert
by BigNegro42069 May 25, 2020
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Algerian Blend

Algerian Blend is an incense to smoke from herbalhighs.com. One package contains 6g and it looks and tastes like shit.

It isn't even worth to buy it for about $ 8, it doesn't knocks you off but it gives you teh smooth chilling mood. However, the whole bag looks like fucking tea and if you burn some stem pieces, you will taste burned wood. :/

Don't smoke it in joints, smoke 5 large bowls in a row. You will only feel llike you puffed 2 times on a weed joint. Not good.

...and i idiot bought 2 packs from that smartshop!
Smoker 1: Man, i bought that Algerian Blend yesterday and it tasted so crappy i just burned it in an incense burner.

Smoker 2: That's right bro, burn this shit.
by Tundraz May 10, 2009
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