Someone who prostitutes friends and/or relatives in order to leach joy from their impending success in a given "field".
You need to go practice your throwing today Mr. All-Star quarterback. College offers don't come easy
Son: Dad, stop being a vicarious pimp agent. Let me do it on my own.
Son: Dad, stop being a vicarious pimp agent. Let me do it on my own.
by Its Gotten Old October 07, 2012
When your partner acts perfectly fine in public, but as soon as you're alone they unleash all their anger/frustrations on you
Friend 1: Hey man, she's not like, you know, secret agent bitch or anything, right?
Friend 2: Yeah...she totally is. When we say bye to everyone and walk to the car, as soon as the doors close she starts screamin' at me
Friend 2: Yeah...she totally is. When we say bye to everyone and walk to the car, as soon as the doors close she starts screamin' at me
by Anterograde February 06, 2022
Agent Bee is a nice guy in discord, he may get angry but don't worry... He calms down that fast. He got banned from landfall for too many warnings. He is probably stupid like orange juice gang or ceiling gang, very stupid. You can find him in the servers called Beerothers, Landfall Mod Center, etc.
by dudeguyidk May 21, 2020
by Commit tax evasion May 30, 2022
by SalvationBringer May 10, 2022
First sexual intercourse after ending it with your significant other. Done primarily to reaffirm that you are still in the game and a one-time pass to engage in guilt-free, no-strings-attached indulgence of your primal desires with someone who would otherwise be socially off-limits.
"My old gal-pal Bobbie came over and banged my brains out last night. Don't think she's looking for a relationship though. She just broke up with her boyfriend. so it was probably her Free Agent Fuck."
by Zarathud April 10, 2012
We can't get any performance metrics of that server. Is it agented?
Or
The boss says "I am off on leave, if you could get the whole IT estate agented before my return, you can keep your job".
Or
The boss says "I am off on leave, if you could get the whole IT estate agented before my return, you can keep your job".
by Rolf_G July 30, 2008