ansexipation

The sexual feelings a person goes through while waiting for what they anticipate to be a life altering sexual experience.

I have a friend who is anticipating their first sexual encounter with a person of the same sex. The two have agreed to meet and both understand that it will be an explorative encounter. The problem is that the date will not happen for nearly a week.
Now my friend is experiencing an extreme case of ANSEXIPATION; Anticipating sex with another woman and being so fucking turned on that she can hardly stand it! Ansexipation!

by Hwjo January 14, 2008

Anspaugh

To take any situation in your life, large or small, and create a direct response copywriting masterpiece out of it that stretches the boundaries of copy as we know it.

"Bro, I'm running short on cash, I'm totally going to have to Anspaugh the SHIT out of this funnel to hit $50k this month!"

by Sir Wordly, Gov. of Verbosity March 16, 2022

Novel Answer

A response used to answer simple questions that require only half of a sentence to answer or less but extended to a 10+ minute painful mental course by overuse of examples by the person/adult (depending if you are a teen) who already answered your question 8 minutes ago. In a result of them answering you that way, you start to either fall asleep, regret you ever asked them the question, scream in your head, or all of the above. The worse part is when after they talked for 20 minutes they finally say that they don't know the answer, and you feel like you want to repeatedly hit your forehead into the wall.

Teen: "Hey dad, do you remember how to find the area of a Triangle?"

Dad: "Well I remember when I was in college learning math...bla bla bla bla bla, blaaaaaa (fart sounds) then my friend died by getting hit by a snake...bla bla bla (40 mintues later) But anyways, no I forgot how to find the Area, the math book is on the table."

Teen: "..............(in his/her mind) not the Novel Answer.......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. (then says) that's okay dad, ill just take a look in the book then."

*takes book with him/her, and goes into his/her room and crawls into a corner and into a ball for a couple of hours.

by Someone who understands August 29, 2011

Yahoo Answers

The website people use if they have low self esteem and want to bitch about it to people willing to listen to them on the internet.

Person Bitching on Yahoo Answers: OMG SOMEONE HELP ME I HAVE THIS PROBLEM WHERE I THROW UP WHENEVER I EAT LARGE PORTIONS OF FOOD AND I THINK I MIGHT DIE FROM THIS PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!
Person Answering Question: Grow some balls and man up no one gives a shit. n00b.

by Buttfart Dickrape September 27, 2009

ansa

Slang for answer - a reply or response to a question, request, etc.

Someones at the door but I don't think I'm gonna ansa.
Hey dawg, let's ansa some of these calls.
Ansa the question!

by web3pro June 24, 2009

AN's

Ass Nakeds

Jonathan: Yo did that girl send you a email yet?
Mike: Yup I got them AN's!
Jonathan: Werd? You gotta show me man!

by Fredd21 December 23, 2009

anseloth

Unlike the incorrect former definition, which was coined by a feckless middle-schooler lacking a penis, anseloth is actually term for a person with paramount skill and intelligence in many areas, in other words, a renaissance-man.

That boy over there seems to be awesome in just about every way! He's such an anseloth!

by jabberwockie February 6, 2010