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Alyssa

The most beautiful girl you’ve ever seen. She’s kinda chubby but she has the fastest ass and biggest boobs. She can be mean but is super nice when you get to know her. She does not have a good home life so she’s really sensitive. She’s scared of commitment because of her exes.
Bro 1- “Have you seen the new girl, she’s so prefect, but kinda mean”
Bro 2- “ You mean Alyssa, she’s actually really nice bro
by Lyssagbois June 22, 2020
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alyssa

Alyssa is a huge nerd. but she is a nice person to hang out with and a great personality. she is really funny and they are a very pretty brunette. also they will dress up as a playboy bunny!
That girl , Alyssa, doesn't know how to walk correctly.
by hay gurll October 28, 2020
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Alyssa

Alyssa is the best person ever. She is as cool as a frozen cucumber. She's also like super super super hot at the same time. Lol, how ironic, she's hot an cold at the same time hahahahaha.
Guy 1- Wow! Alyssa is so hot!!!!

Guy 2- Yeh bro! She is also really cool aye!!!!
by Alyssaiscoolbro January 15, 2019
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Alyssa

Alyssa is an amazing girl. She is beautiful, smart, and kind. If you get on her nerves she will knock you out but if you are her best friend she will never let go of you. She is the best damn thing you will ever see and I bet that.
marc who is that

Huncho damn it's Alyssa and she fine as hell
Alyssathnx
by Hdhdjsjdbbd April 21, 2019
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Alyssa

She is a amazing and wonderful person at times she could act a little sped but she also has a very contagious laugh and amazing legs, eyes, and lips. She is someone that is very unique but also special.
Girl: did you see Alyssa new boyfriend?
Girl 2: omg yes I canylt believe it.
by Erica30 March 2, 2019
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Alyssa

She only loves one guy and thats James and she closes herself off to other men. Likes to pray underneath the stars and when she sees a shooting star, she prays for her and James. She gets very annoyed at that beeping sound that the alarm makes and stays awake until 6pm (she uses all that time or herself). Whenever she prays for her and that one guy, another man always gets in the way. Probably someone named Charis.
Alyssa will never open herself to another guy.
by Happy Christian November 20, 2020
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Alyssa

1. A perfect human. Alyssa will become the reason that you are happy. A wonderful person to be around and often turns pink. Alyssa also smiles very large which will also make you smile very large. 2. Keyboard Warrior.
Alyssa, you are so perfect!
Wow Alyssa, i love ur big smile!"
by urmumlololol March 10, 2022
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